TheRat's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Hello and welcome to my profile named TheRat. I am VampireWitch39 on the site and this is an old profile I have had for many years. Rat is my nickname with friends for many of those same years. Rat? Nasty, disease carrying rodent? As a derogatory term? Or as a loving cubby fur cutie that means no harm? I will leave that for you to decide. Want a slice of cheese as you ponder it? It's in the trap, right over there. Before you go, care to put some lotion on?

If you have read this far, you might actually be interested in learning about me. In that case- I am a like a fine wine, with age. Older, wiser and able to tell people to fuck off with a straight face. Or a smile. It really just depends on the mood I am in, as I thoroughly enjoy just letting you know I don't want you in my life. Others, only a few, know I say it with great love. So how do you tell which one? Go with the first option to be safe. Yes, young people, it is true. The older you get the less you give a shit about what people thing about you. And the less you suffer fools.

That last part- Just a heads up really. ;)

No children, thank god. No hubby, even more thanks to god. Odd but I am that
person who is fine alone most days. Who can have little if no interaction with another soul for at least a week before I think to myself “Wait- what day is it? When was the last time someone pissed me off?” to know I have not talked to anyone. And I am not talking about the spam phone calls as I gave up answering calls when I retired. But I am thinking of answering a few, just to see how long till they hang up on me as I let my sarcasm out to play. "Sorry honey- did you say Bengay? I support those kinds. Let the rainbow flag fly. Oh oh.. you said bank account? Why would Ben, the gay, want my bank account?"

My hobbies are solitary by nature as well. I like to take photographs of anything but people. I do puzzles, love to cook, hate to clean up the mess that the cooking leaves. So if you want to be the cleanup crew, we will get along great. Baking is another love but try to limit those heavenly treats. I can think of only few things more sinful than melted milk chocolate, hot and smooth as it falls on a sexy man's lip... OH- that took a turn. Really- think of that grandmother who lives alone but without the multitude of cats. I'm more a dog person anyway.

I am from a small town where everyone knows your name. No- I said town, not a bar. If you don’t get that joke, then you are the wine that just got poured out of the box vs my aged and very expensive bottle. There is a difference between us. Not that it is bad or good, just pointing it out if you wish to message me. Face it girls, I’m older and have more insurance. Really? You didn't get that one either?

Being from a small town has given me life experiences I use to interact with people online. Between the gossip spreaders at the hair salon, judgmental groups at the churches, men who judge you as sinner as they secretly ask you to sin with them. And then you have the town trash that has all the fun. Safe to say you learn to watch your back and online you never know which you are talking with. Same in a small town as everyone knows something on someone. I either do one of two things - not give them ammunition, or really just be myself and let the chips fall. Don’t get bent out of shape. That said- if you wish to join me in the ‘town trash’ side, just hit me up in with a message.

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