Ello my name is maria anne but you can call me joker i am new to this site actually im new to the computer all together i had never even heard of this site until my friend who is a member here and told me that the people are cool so i thought i would give it a shot and see what this site was all about
~ABOUT ME~
I am a laid back type person who is also a juggalette vamp i have always kinda been obsessed with vampires every since i was a little girl and my obsession grew with age i am told that i can be brutaly honest i dont try to be but thats just who i am and if you cant accepted that then i suggest you get off of my page because i will say something sooner or later that will offend you even tho i dont try to i am not on here looking for a relationship i am single and happy so if you ask i will turn you down i know i am not the prettiest thing on here so dont try to flirt with me thinking that you will get lucky cause you wont and if you rate me a low number just because you dont like a band im into or the pictures on my page then do me a fav and dont rate me at all im not really into the whole rating thing anyways im more into talking to the person and getting to know them but if you happen to see my stamp in your comments then you have said or i have seen something i really like and thats why thats there im not into drama so please dont bring it to me i am also not interested in getting an master or slave for right now at least maybe if i got to know a person then we will see
i am a huge anime freak i love any and all i am also a wiccan and love to learn new things about the craft so if you got something you think you can teach me i am all ears im also into heavy and death metal and i like alot of 80's hair bands i like very little country and rap and i cant stand gospel music
~ MY MUSIC~
kings of leon marilyn manson paramore icp korn otep as i lay dying bleeding through
lamb of god twizted ozzy bullet for my valentine theory of a deadman disturbed godsmack staind killswitch engaged metallica ac/dc alice cooper black sabbath judas priest kiss cradle of filth breaking benjamins 30 seconds to mars my chemical romance him saliva seether
~ TOP TEN FAV MOVIES~
interview of the vampire
queen of the damned
lost boys
night of the living dead
land of the dead
evil dead
dracula
subspecies
dawn of the dead
dusk til dawn
if you add me to your friends list please let me know so that i can return the favor and if you have any suggestion as to which you think i should do or change about my page i am open to hear them
~ MY FIRST PROTECTOR YAY ME!!!!!!!!!
| How sexy are you? |
As Sexy As They Get
Your very sexy, outgoing, and love to flirt. You have your own sexy style. And know what you like and always get what you want. |
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| What Were You In A Past Life? |  | Poet You were quite the introverted one, misunderstood and alone in your thoughts. You would stay up to three o clock in the morning with your pen, sharing your dreams and losses with your beloved journal. Your poems were inspiring mostly to your love interests. Your words were your weapon...weapon of love, that is. | 
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~ SOME OF MY FAV POEMS~
UNDER HER DARK VEIL:
Under her dark veil she wrung her hands.
"Why are you so pale today?"
"Because I made him drink of stinging grief
Until he got drunk on it.
How can I forget? He staggered out,
His mouth twisted in agony.
I ran down not touching the bannister
And caught up with him at the gate.
I cried: 'A joke!
That's all it was. If you leave, I'll die.'
He smiled calmly and grimly
And told me: 'Don't stand here in the wind
THE DOOR IN THE DARK:
In going from room to room in the dark,
I reached out blindly to save my face,
But neglected, however lightly, to lace
My fingers and close my arms in an arc.
A slim door got in past my guard,
And hit me a blow in the head so hard
I had my native simile jarred.
So people and things don't pair any more
With what they used to pair with before
DARK NIGHT:
In a dark night, when the light
burning was the burning of love (fortuitous
night, fated, free,--)
as I stole from my dark house, dark
house that was silent, grave, sleeping,--
by the staircase that was secret, hidden,
safe: disguised by darkness (fortuitous
night, fated, free,--)
by darkness and by cunning, dark
house that was silent, grave, sleeping--;
in that sweet night, secret, seen by
no one and seeing
nothing, my only light or
guide
the burning in my burning heart,
night was the guide
to the place where he for whom I
waited, whom I had long ago chosen,
waits: night
brighter than noon, in which none can see--;
night was the guide
sweeter than the sun raw at
dawn, for there the burning bridegroom is
bride
and he who chose at last is chosen.
*
As he lay sleeping on my sleepless
breast, kept from the beginning for him
alone, lying on the gift I gave
as the restless
fragrant cedars moved the restless winds,--
winds from the circling parapet circling
us as I lay there touching and lifting his hair,--
with his sovereign hand, he
wounded my neck-
and my senses, when they touched that, touched nothing...
In a dark night (there where I
lost myself,--) as I leaned to rest
in his smooth white breast, everything
ceased
and left me, forgotten in the grave of forgotten lilies.
| What is your Paranormal gift? |  | Phantomism Ooohh.. Spirits and ghosts capture your attention? Going through walls, things passing through you.. how else to freak others out when they try to shake your hand? Of corse, you may feel invisable at times if you've let things pass through you too much and may just want something to touch or hurt you. Try not to let that happen and live a little, you Phantom. | 
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| What is your TRUE name? |  | Chernobog Crnobog, Chernobog or Zernebog (all names mean: Black God) is a mysterious Slavic deity of whom much has been speculated but little can be said. It is indicated he was a dark and cursed god, but it is questionable how important he really was to ancient Slavs. The name is attested only among West Slavic tribes of the 12th century, henceforth it is speculated that he was not a very important or very old deity. | 
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| What Will You Be After You Die? |  | Unknown Congratz..... You are an Unknown: An unknown was an Angel that lost all their excitement and happiness or you were a Demon that felt happy at times and was exited on motions to gain more souls before they became this or an angel....you are normally depressed or untouched by happiness or anger you go about life thinking there's nothing for you in this word.....well there will be nothing in the next most likely.... | 
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| Which cullen vampire are you?(from the twilight series) |  | Rosalie Hale Rosalie is part of the cullen family but has a different last name,as does jasper.Rosalie is known for her beauty.Everyone is nothing in comparison to her(in the book at least...ive seen better in real life...).She does NOT like bella.I am not going into details... | 
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| Which Magical Dark Creature Are You? |  | Witch We all know that there are some good witches out there in the world - like Glinda in her poofy pink dress. But that's not you. You're a regular house dodger and you know it. Always seeming to be pissing other people off and being pissed off at other people you have a nack for not fitting in many places. You prefer being alone because of this and though very independant, you are very wrathful upon whomever may cross your broomstick. Youre as bitter as ground parsley. I think you need a hug. ----l:-/ your quote : | 
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| Which Greek god/goddess are you? |  | Ares You are Ares! ares was the god of war.He was known for his fiery temper.He was very handsome, which made Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty and wife of Hephaestus, to have an affair with him. | 
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| What is your guardian creature? | | Tiger You are very rambunxious and can stay still for too long. You are an athlete who is always looking for an adventure, but that adventurouse spirit gets you into alot of trouble when you run your mouth too much. Your guardian spirit has to work hard when you get yourself into a situation for acting stupid. | 
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