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Stormtrooper - Talking Dashboard Driver

Talking figurine of Stormtrooper from Star Wars
Includes tape for mounting on your dashboard
Also perfect for your desk
Voice effects activate from the motion of your car or at the press of a button
Size: 3" x 5-1/2" x 2" (7.5 cm x 14 cm x 5 cm)
Requires 2 AAA battery (included)


Don't let bad drivers get you down. Get the Stormtrooper Talking Dashboard Driver from the NeatoShop. He will tell all those people to, "move along."

This adorable little guy also says:

"Open the blast doors."
"Let me see your identification."
"There's one, set for stun."
"You can go about your business."
"Look sir, droids."
"Stop that ship, blast them."
"Close the blast doors."
"The Death Star plans are not in the main computer."
"Move along."