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Pest Control

So... you've got a problem. Unwanted critters in your house. And not of the roommate variety. You're flipping through the yellow pages. Let's see... Orkin, Terminix, and some guys who claim to be the ultimate exterminators. They tout efficiency, experience in a multitude of environments and with a variety of species, and the ability to get right down to work without all the chit-chat. And they also say they're likely to discover creatures in your abode that even you don't realize need getting-rid-of! Imagine your surprise when a Dalek shows up on your doorstep and threatens to EX-TER-MI-NATE you (after you've signed the one-year contract, naturally).

A distressed (in terms of printing, not emotion) Dalek is printed on this charcoal grey, 100% cotton shirt with the word EXTERMINATE beneath.