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The most super classic there is

How super can boxer briefs get? About as super as your mom who picks them up off your dirty floor day in day out, you slob.

Just kidding. These classic blue Superman boxers will make your belt region feel like it's flying through the air on the way to school or work. With the Superman symbol on the left leg, nobody is gonna get you confused with a Mega Man fan. Just remember to try to be a hero and help out your folks now and again.