The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Two aliens are sent to Earth with the job of decapitating all of Earth's people in a matter of days. The two aliens go by the names My-ik (Diedrich Bader), and Du-ug (Chris Parnell). They are sent on this 'holy mission' by the fanatical leader of Kabijj, and incited onwards by the dread thought of failure: death by Croker, a giant of their people, known for being a fearsome warrior.

The two friends encounter immediate difficulty as upon their teleportation to Earth, their swords shrink into tiny blades, roughly equivalent to a metal toothpick. As they scratch their heads and ham it up they meet their first Earthling, Kenny, played by Michael Weston. Kenny acts as their guide to Earth, and is quite affectionate to the confused pair. His first impression though is one of awe as he watches them drop from the sky as they make their debut on his planet...