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Reporter Mike Waters enters a desert cave and finds Dracula the Dirty Old Man, a vampire babbling like a borscht-belt comic and wearing a hairpiece that resembles a dead skunk. Under Dracula's spell and renamed "Irving Jackalman," Mike turns into a werewolf-like creature and attacks women in parking lots, gas stations, and even a drive-in! The women are magically whisked away to the cave where Dracula drains 'em and "Irving" mains 'em until the two ghouls fight over dibs on Mike's luscious girlfriend. A totally discombobulated skin flick mix of sex, horror, and dumb jokes, this may be the single most deranged Dracula movie ever made.