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me and my freind gina were bored one day. so we made up some new sayings.
(these are for those annoying phone sales people, answer the phone and say these)
hello, city crematourium, you bring em, we'll grill em

hello, city morgue, which body would you like to view?

hello, this is swifts, you bring em, we'll sling em

and thats it. if any of you have any other funny sayings, please post em. I'm thinking of publishing a whole book of them.

save your time and money.. thats my opinion.. and you are going to get ripped for this thread, which contributes nothing to the database, sorry, but, think a little more please.. okies... I don't like to mention this, but, it had to be said.

well.....

I dunno, there's nothing wrong with it =) ...it'll be interesting to see what people come up with

City abortion clinic, you rape em we scrape em

County morgue you stab em we slab em

County morgue you kill em we chill em