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the rules are known....the art will eat you if not careful....and the coffee is get it yo damn self....
have fun kids....
and please..badangel....clean up you silly string mess.....or do you need a spanking....hehehhe

*walks in and takes a seat* Hey man how are you tonight?

Walks in and gets a coffee for myself and the wall. Have to keep the wall please so it doesn't eat me, ya know? LOL

How is everyone tonight?

*gets a mug of coffee and sits with Angel* I'm fine darling and yourself?

please was supposed to be pleased. Sorry for the typo

I'm pretty good thanks. Just hanging out. =)

same here sat at my comp looking out at the night sky god I love it

looks like rain

perfect time for coffee

thats cool ... You should see the night sky while you're out to sea. It's freaking amazing. I can't tell you how many shooting stars I saw just standing on the bridge of my ship at night.

*staggers in*

my arm is stuck in the wall





HELP!

deity, you know not to get that close to the wall.
*trys to pull her out*

I just was trying to be nice. It seems I upset the wall. Please help.

Push harder :(

i don't think i was you, sweetie.

*pulls harder*

yeah pull..not push

ahh!!!

i thought i was pulling.....

*hic*

*helps pull Deity away from the wall* lol well at least now you know the wall doesn't like being touched lol

i've poked it a few times... but that's never happened to me.

Just lurking.....

Maybe the wall likes Deity and wants to get her closer so it can give her a kiss XD well I know I would if I could

hi olive

um.... well at least you're being honest, nene.

Oohhhh maybe the wall didn't like the coffee I got it. =(

hehe I wrap my arm firmly around Deity...
well this is kind of fun.......
hehhe
Look into the shifting realities of chaos the walls are depicting....and her arm slides free.....I tell the walls to behave....
and go sit down with some coffee....still holding Deity... hehehe

nene ??? who is nene? lol honesty is the best and only policy I promote other than anti rape, anti abuse and such

well at least someone knows how to deal with the wall.
*hic, hic.....*

having some structural difficulties?

oh, this is nothing new....
the wall is always great fun here.

Finally out

I'm not going anywhere near there

* points at wall *

EVIL WALL...

*dusts herself off *

Thank you so much for the help. I almost got eaten entirely

maybe i've just had to much.... but i always find the wall funny.....
*hic*

Walks in packing loads of silly string on her pants, a snow cone in her hand. "Teh wary writer ish back for fun. ^^" Randomly sprays silly strings.^^

Interesting at least LOL

but you notice that Deity is not sking me to let go....hehehe
but yes the wall listens to me....and only me....as i am the proprieter of the cafe....
coincedentally I never need a bouncer

i take it you're feeling better, taste.

Aye, Even tho I only got one paragraph in before I had to leave for work but I'm still close enough to teh sexy scene and were Xander and Audrey meet... So.. I'm happy. ^^

*gets sprayed by Silly strings* haha thanks for that Taste I love the feel of silly string in my hair hehe how is the book coming along darling?

ah, the joys of writing.

-Giggles.- It's going fine hun. As I said right above you. ^^

sorry, i'm just a bit drunk and snarky tonight.

but it's still good to hear.

please keep the silly string to a minimum....or clean it up yourself....as this place is after all not technically staffed...

I'm really happy about this because it is my first story. And I'm getting away from poetry.

I DIDN'T DO IT!!! this time...

lol that's why she sprayed me with it cos she thinks I wont get her back in some way *evil grin as I turn facing Taste* and I realised that just after it had been posted lol

Quietly sneaks up and sprays Daermon's hair, then walks off innocently. ^^

Glances up as Taste gets Daermon with the silly string. Oooooooooh my dear, he is going to want to spank you for that one LOL

*drunkly yells*
WALL!!!!

Smirks and hides the evidence beside Angel pie then skips off whistleing.

you instigator

Quickly throws the silly string behind the bar before Daermon catches me with it.
*whistles innocently and glances around*

Who me? Couldn't be. ^^

hehehe
well all spankings aside......I pull my silly putty gun and splatter string girl with it....

Dies on the floor. Gahhhhhh X.x

Giggles at Taste. Sorry girl, I had to laugh. Couldn't help myself.

and you piegirl....... hehhe you'll get yours.....
I grin evilly

Oh reallllllllllllllllllly? Bring it Mr. Man. heheh

*shimies next to daermon looking at his weapon of choice in aw* wow where can i get one? *watches as Taste gets covered in putty and falls to the floor in a laughing fit*

*falls over laughing drunkly*

i think i need something to help clear my head.

Twitches. "Penis Gorrilla!!" Kicks Daermon Shin and hides.

I'm way slow tonight lol

Uh oh! She kicked him! *wonders if he is going to get his paddle out*

Its Ok we still love ya! ^^"

i don't think that was a smart thing to do, taste.

Looks around. "Hell if we are bringing the paddle I'll bring the whip and handcuffs and we can have some kinky ass sex..^^"

ohh you ladies are asking for a spanking


dearmon, let me go

lol

*looks at Taste thinking to himself with a naughty glint in his eye* sounds like a good idea mind if i wear PVC???

Oooooooooooooooh Check her out!

"Why I never Nere..." whispers "Sure." ^^

i think i'm do drunk to do this right.....

but if someone's brave....

hehe Taste you know me too well to let me not do this sort of thing and we both enjoy it normally ;) love you darling

I'm not brave....Nope noooooooooot me. uh uh

I gotta run, Daermon , How about we do that spankin later. LMFAO. I'll show you a real spanking. Lurve you guys... Don't for get to look for more updats on my love book...It shall be a book!

Penis gorilla?......WTF....
i'm confuzzed ad my shin hurts.....i think i'll cry now....
hehhe NOT
and well i'm up for kink any time girly....hehhee

it's ok, i think i'm do blitzed to do anything right....

*hic*
*pokes the wall again*

Later Taste! Will make sure I keep updated on your writings!

I'm up for anything and Taste can vouch for that ;) until later good night/morning seeing as I dont know the time differences for all you wonderful people

kinky sex?

*perk*

*walks in* hey everyone *walks up to diety* hello your godess how was your day?

i think i'm a bit off tonight, but i have some rope if someone want's to use it.

i know my knots are going to be sh*% right now....

hehe Deity I can see you mind running at a fast pace at the thought of that one lol well good night/morning all

hi hi corazon :)

my day was lovely. How was yours?

Would you like some coffee?


oh and some advice.. STAY AWAY FROM THOSE WALLS :)

Hey there Corazon! How are ya tonight?

*waves to corazon*

my day was fine suposed to be tiring but wasnt. *takes coffe thanks for the coffe* :) and hmm the walls are not that bad *pets the walls* see they are nice and besides i am bitter lol

hey angie i am doing fine. i have unlimited energy today for some reason and i just worked my butt off its weird.

hehe you know....I never did let go of Deity after getting her out of the wall....
she's fun to hug...hehehe hey taste of hate....got them shackles.....

if you keep petting them, they will eat you.

I promise

*falls off the chair laughing agian*
i need to sober up

please do not shackle me to the wall

*sniffle *

*whispers *

It will eat me

my godess he shall do no such thing not while i am around. i would rather let the walls turn against me.

We dont want The Wall to eat her!

it already tried to eat me. LOL

I need a couple of drinks.

lol thats a good thing. :) and i know you wouldn't want that to happen angie. *gets some more coffe*

Hello all! *skulks to back of room and sits down* Nice to see everyone. Anything to drink here besides coffee? So whats this I hear about kink? *Brings out cuffs and Cat on nine tails* I'm game!! *Gets out broom and sweeps up silly string-#&%^$ people! You'd think they could clean up after themselves.* Sits back down quietly.

no not her, but it's been eating a lot of people lately....

hi vampy

hehe I never said it was the wall we were going to shackle her too...hehehe
I was thinking a big four poster bed...hehehe

Well everyone, once again, it has been an enjoyable evening. Unfortunately, I have to get my ass to bed. Getting up at 6am everyday (6:30 am when pounding the snooze) SUCKS! LOL

Nighty night! Have fun!

oh, crap!
i have a plane to catch.
i'll be back in a few days....

good night angel pie. sleep well :) :)

well come back to us safe battgirl....

How is everyone this morning

aww bye angie. rest well

Say ya dont suppose the walls being hyper has any thing to do with the blitz I keep feeding it do you?

hmmmm interesting thought..... it is after all possible...
well i'm off for a while....have fun tormenting the chained Deity kids....

omg noooooooooooooooooooo

*Unchains diety* sorry guys but i am loyal to my godess and will protect her trough and trough

*sips his coffee and thinks*

*kisses corazon on the cheek *

Thank you ♥

no problem your godess anytime

*walks in and fixes Mocha, walks to farthest corner of the room, studies the walls and contemplates stepping in, but instead sits on floor in corner leans back closes eyes and listens*

Geez what is every ones fear of the walls I play in there all the time.
*Smiles knowingly*

dami whatever you do, stya away from them. They will eat you.

* sits down next to dami *

i need a shoulder to lean on.

Hello, lovelies, how are you all this fine night?

Ah welcome moonlit!
*grabs a blitz and tosses it to moonlit*
Catch.

Tis Ok Deity, rest on me. I'm not afraid of the walls Crys .. in fact they would probably be more welcome then the thoughts in my head ... How you all doing? Hey Moonlit, how's the boys doing?

*walks back in* hmm the walls are still hungry i see *takes out two pieces of steak and trow to them* hopefuly this sufice

Mmmmm don't feed them anymore .. the more you feed them the less content they are, the less they speak

Thank you Cryst!

Your welcome but I owed you one.

How do you owe me one? I owe you one... I know just what I owe you. :)

omg STEAK

yummmmmy


feed me...feed me :)

*conjures up a nice stake for my godess* here you go anything else you desire?

thanks..so juicy

nothing else...


i'm fine thank you ♥

:) *watches you eat* wow so thats what its like when the heavens accept an offering *sits there mesmerized amiring the movement of your mouth*

awww ♥


Corazon, you're an angel *hugs*

thank you.


Your girlfriend must be so proud!

I wish my angel were proud of me. I mean i try my best but i still feel tis not enough you know. i mean what do you do to show the person who makes you smile just by thinking of em that they mean a lot to you? I've written poems and so on but words still can't describe the feeling

awww how romantic.

Show her with your actions. After all, actions speak louder than words.

LOL yeah no kidding there Deity... actions speak way louder then words, or lack therefore of them ... can i have a taste?

* cuts a chunk of steak for Dami *

of course!

I really am hungry :(

*conjures up a steak for dami* wow thanks guys for the advice hopefuly i don't goof and show her that she means alot.

*savors the bite of steak* mmmmm, oh how the walls to giggle tonight .. seems they are a bit giddy, and weren't really eating you hon, they were only playfully nibbling. With all teh energy them seem to have had aquired today *opens one eye and looks directly at Crys* they jsut wanted a bit of sport >;^}

only nibbling? they almost ripped off my arm

It wasnt me i didnt do it no blitz for the walls at all to day i swear!!!!

well past my bed time i must be... *trails off and sleeps on the table* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sorry kids but your filling this place at a frightening pace... time for #11

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Hmmm ... that's not what the walls are saying ... *whispers* By the way thanks Corazon for the steak.

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