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Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as they are formed from primal chaos....and do not take kindly to orders....they have a mind of their own... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....but please do keep it withing reason.....it's a fun place.....and disregarding te rules might get you a seven day waiting period in the penalty box of nics making.....

Sticks his head out of the wall, aah kamui do try to behave yourself

Sits acting as if the others around him werent there. He waves his hand and a bottle of wine apears before him he fills his empty glass with some of the red liquid. "Ahh this should be good".

-sits in the center of the room lookin at everyone with a smile on her face-

Rather scary when someone just sits and smiles isn't it?

-grins-

Oops... for those of you who don't know... this is Daermon place! I forgot to put that in the first post!

Slowly turns his head towards shadow "I always do" he says in a low tone.

*looks at Moonie*

-smiles at Mistress-

Hi darlin!

good to know kamui, its just I don't want anymore visitors this evening is all. looks around before withdrawling his head back into the wall.....

*looks back at Moonie*

When can I start calling you aunt? hmmm?

*writes goodbye on a piece of paper and sends it through the wall*

Please take that to Shadow...

-giggles-

Well you can call me Aunt. I don't mind

-smiles-

Ugh I have to put sheets on my bed. Its a king size. Which means I have to do many crazy positions, get stuck between a wall and a bed, and fall a few times.

Its pretty funny. Maybe I should tape it and sell it?

-smirks-

Sits there drinking his wine still and as he blinks the jukebo my ruins terror begins to play. He hums in tune with the song while sitting there.i

WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I have a whole family now! You, Mom, Kamui, Terra... *smiles*

So you are another who gets to do the Sheet tango with the bed! It is fun isn't it...

*drinks some tea and changes the song just to see the look on Kamui's face*

Muhahahaha

*tunrs it back to the song he was listening to*

Not unless they are coming off

-smiles and face turns red-

I had to flip my matress by myself and got stuck under it. I was pinned against the door, floor , and matress. No one could get it...

oh it sucked so bad!

*giggles*

Well, I get help when I flip the matress and such....

ya know what Kamui ... even my brothers weren't this mean to me .. I'd a kicked their butts .. you know the only reason I haven't is cuz Moonie and I would end up going at it and I wouldn't do that to my bestest friend ...

*walks over to the chair Crys is sitting in* You're awfull quiet tonight hon? What ya doin?

-grins-

umm are you sure about that?

-giggles-

-puts on mean face without trying to smile. Gets ready to make a huge growl-

*Mew*

Grrrr.. -sigh-

I'm just not scary, egh?

*drools*

My best friend JUST showed me pictures of her boyfriend that I get to meet this week... she is so lucky!

*Blinks twice* Oh Greetings mistress my most humble apology I drifted into thought again.

*drools at the picture mom showed me*

*sighs* I have been single since freshmen year!

Walks in;.......Looks around. Speaks, "I'll have what he (points to Kamui) is having. Sits at the bar and hopes his own can calm him.

*points to sign*

It is a get it yourself place sir! But, since I am up and behind the bar it is your lucky moment...

*pours you some wine*

Ahhhhhh very deep thought I suppose ... can I get you anything to drink darlin?

- huge smile spreads across her face as her cheeks begin to glow crimson. She looks over in the direction of Kamui-

-says in a whisper-

I don't know what I would do without him.

-smiles sheepishly-

I really do love that man...

-drifts off into thought with a smile-

*makes a new pot of tea*

Hello CRUSADER... I didn't see you come in!

*waves*

You do honor me mistress but it is I who serve you. So what do you desire?

he didn't hon .. Crys has been sitting here the whole time .. but never said nothing, I'm surprised no one got him with the paint *smiles evily whispering to self* should I??? Hmmm ...

hmmmm ... Malibu mixed with something, anything at this point surprise me, you're too good to me *bats eyes*

His sun glasses slip on the bridge of his nose he takes his index finger and pushses them back up. He drinks some more of his wine he turns to look at moonie as heard her say that about him. He raised a eyebrow then when back to his drink. calmly

heh hi misstress b I didnt see you there I was talking to my mistress, dami.
And very well then dami. *rises and fetches dami's drink* here you go my lady.
*Bows and awaits further orders*

He turns his gaze and looks at crusader and raises a brow. "mind shinning my boots while you at it" he said while looking at him.

- snaps back into reality. Her face glows even brighter then before as she notices Kamui's look. Getting up she scurries over to the counter and fiddles with a cup, leaving her back slighty turned. She can still feel the redness in her cheeks-

-thinks to self. I'm such a dork-

- continues to mess with glass-

Im just kidding I apoligize crusader. Waves his hand and a bottle of whiskey apears infornt of him "take that as a sign of my apoligie". He lowered his head and just looked at his glass as he shook it.

lol heh heh heh heh heh heh... i am really drunk at work tonight............. heh heh heh

Thank you. How can I return the favor?

No apologies needed but I serve only one.

It is okay crusader... *looks at mom* Aren't you lucky...

We need to play find Mistress B a mate or play thing...

-snaps fingers and a vanilla frappuccino appears in her hands. She sinks down the counter onto the floor. Crossing her legs she gets comfy. A smoke appears in her fingers. Lighting it she deeply inhails, listening to the activity surround her-

Thank you babe ... uh mmm you know your 24 hours of servitude was up several days ago .. you no longer have to do my bidding ... *ehhmmm* nor do you ever have to do the bidding of my silly littel brother there LMAO *muwwa Kamui*

What favor?

That is funny, though the alcohol will come back 'round to collect his tab later.

*walks in, heads to the bar and pours her coffee. sit down on her favorite sofa.

*takes a sip.....

Holy crap! We're up to 31?!

"little brother"? waves his and moonie disapears and reapers on the couch by him "well hello love" he said with a grin on his face.

Did you not get me a drink while you were behind the bar Misstress.

Moonie my love ... what has you in such a mindless pickel??

Hello Goth and Baphomet, how are you both this evening?

*walks in, gras a beer, sits in the closest chair and lights a cigar*

Evening all. Any good news?

TOUCH my lady welcome back. Yes hard to believe that we all have enough mindless babble to fill up 31 of these things ROFLMAO

Yes I did get you a drink hun. But that was not a favor. That was me being my normal sweet self!

Hello Coma and X....

- looks over at Dami-

Oh nothing -smiles-


-looks at Kamui and she can feel a smile spread across her face and her heart skip a beat-

Hi my love.

-face turns slightly crimson again as she feels slightly bashful-

Misstress B please call my Crys(cris)
It is easier and lets face it crusader makes me sound so militant.
And dami you made one slight error you never removed the collar hence i was never released.

hellchilddami, darling how are you?
it's been a while! just got home from work.
beltianne, very nice to meet you.

*sighs*

Okay! Plaything or mate for me!!?!?!!?

Leans over and kisses her on the cheek "why is your face so red". He said trying not to laugh.

Crys and Coma very nice to meet you two!

Looks at Crys neck *sheepishly* tee hee now how could I have forgotten something like that??? Would you like me to remove it now?

How was work Touch? Awwwww Moonie ... never mind .. I know what mindless thoughts that had you ina pickle LMAO

Xander, how are you? Welcome back.

- smiles even larger. Pulling a loose curl inbetween her fingers, shes tugs gently at it-

-giggles-

I'm not sure. I think you have that effect on me my love.

-leans over and kisses him on his cheek-

I have to pee...

*walks into the lil Bats room*

hellchild, work was great. i just switched companies and i'm getting more hours and better pay! Yeah!

I wish for nothing more than the honor of serveing you.

Greetings mistress.

BEL ... geesh child, thanks for sharing but that was a bit T.M.I. hehehehhehehe

Touch please call me Dami tis much easier, congrats on the new job then. I'm hoping to be starting one here this next week if they'd ever get the paper work done.

Smiles some but not shortly his happiness disapears he gets up and walks off. He sighs some as he walks "sheesh"

allright, i'll stick with Dami.
congrats on your new job. Hope it works it out.

what's wrong, kamui?

Thank you.

Well then Crys, will you be so kind as to sit down in the chair again ...

As you wish it then. *Returns to his seat*

*comes outta of the bathroom*

Okay, I lied I took a shower as well...

Congrats on a new job and more pay Coma!

*looks at mom*

Plaything or mate?

How are you Xander?

Picks his glass up snarls some and sets it on fire with his hand. sighing some he walked to the back of the face and sat.

*walks over standing between Crys legs, turns around and sits down in his lap* May I have a back rub then >;^}

Takes out his athema and starts to twirl it around his finger with narowed eyes.

As you wish.*begins rubbing dami's back
at the shoulders and working his way down*

*walks in, lits a cigarette and sits*

Good evening people

*closes eyes* mmmmmm feels good thank you hon

Alright Kamui .. what gives?? You're pacing like a jack rabbit chomping at the bit ... what's got you rilied up?

Are you having fun with that massage Dami?

-sinks back into the chair with a soft sigh twirling her hair between her fingers-

Evening Kamui, how are you tonight

Sitting quietly listening to Christian Deaths only theatre of pain.
"sigh" just not the same on cd as on vinyl...
Missing the little scratchy noises...

I miss my turn table...
Got the vinyl, but it doesn't play itself...

Places the bladed object down and takes a cigarette out and lights it with two of his fingers. exhaling he looked around the cafe then down at the table infront of him.

Evening Countess.

How are you?

-looks over at Blood and smiles-

I am well my dear. How are you?

blood yay i need some

Snarls at dami then goes back to smoking his cigarette.

I'm off to have dinner with my son and some friends.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Love ya'll!!
Laters.

Have a nice evening touch.

Snaps his fingers and his bottle of wine apears infront of him. Not bothering with a glass he drunk straight from it "hi blood"

Hello Blood darling, how are you this evening? Oh and yes I am, Crys has such nice hands for a massage.

Thank you hon I feel much better. *leans back against Crys sipping my drink*

GRRRRRRRRR right back at you little brother ... you maybe stronger dear, but my bites worse ... now if this is what I THINK it's about ... just let it go ... You're in the company of GOOD friends and we're all having a good time ..

You are most welcome.*places his hads on the chairs arm rest's*

Puts his cigarette out and lights another one up. "well this is just peachy" looks down at his empty bottle.

Damn headphones, never wear them to bar again, remember never wear to bar,
looks stupid.
Trouble getting here...
Fell of three roofs, ok jumped for lack of better judgement (i guess i am not the darkness that flaps in the night)
Was stalking prey but while hiding behind telephone pole trying not to look inconspicuous (hey not as easy as it sounds) dog pissed on my shoe.
Kicked at dog but he bit me and ran off with my shoe (the dry one)
then it started raining and my makeup ran all over my face.
Looking so rough the prey for the evening thought i was a vegrant and offered me five buck to get something to eat.
At this point my heart just wasn't into it.
But i did take the five bucks.
Now in the bar,
Hum , Drink or sandwich?
Drink or sandwich?

Why not have both then

*snaps fingers refills Kamui's glass

*Tosses atropine a flask of brandy*
Get the sandwich.

Last time in a cafe drank too much coffee before the nights hunt,
Had jitters so bad couldn't hit vein, messy messy.

Pulls a lighter out and lights it up just somewhat looking at the flame "god I need a better hobby" puts the flame out.

Brandy is great,
What's her last name?
Sandwich excellent.....

Weisenhouer actually.

Wow! Major zone out....

I sat here pressing the e key... got a page full of them! :P

Did I miss something? *looks at Kamui*

* snaps back into reality and lifts herself from the chair*


I am for a little while. Have some catching up to do with an old friend online.

bye bye :)

*Blows kisses at Moonie*

Good night painting perfect friend!

hummmm...
By the way, howdya fit brandy into the flask.
Was it a cold press method,
Mouth to flask proxy,
Or the untra modern jeffry dahmer way?

Good evening countess I hope you enjoy the meeting.

waves bye to moonie then drinks some from his bottle.

It's my own personal bottleing method.

Must go and get ready for work,
uuh! counting millions in other peoples money.
Slamms one last swig of brandy,
thanks crusader..
Exits left...
Night all, happy hunting....

*looks at the walls*

Poor thing... you look you could use some food!

*snaps fingers* YAY! An entire kitchen!

WHO WANTS FOOD!?!?! I grill, cook, bake, you name it you get it...

*grills some steaks for the wall*

Byes Moonie will miss you ...

*Snaps his fingers returning his flask to his jacket pocket*

Gets up and walks out the cafe with out saying a word.

peeks head in for a moment "whoa looks like this place is dead" leaves once more.

*feeds thw alls more*

*feeds the walls more*

Spelling sucks! :P

Well all I shall see you later erands to run bodies to bury brains to jar that sort of thing.

Awwww you leaving now too??? well then who's gonna give me another back rub???

Kamui and his dramatics ....

Bye Crys... nice to meet you hun!

* strolls in *

Its so wierd I have had 2 friends hunt me down in the past two weeks...

I haven't talked to them in years.

*pondering.. walks over and gets water*

-curls up in a big comfy chair-

*walks in, grabs up a cup of tea and sits down at a booth*

so in hunting you down...did they use guns?.....
and thanks for opening 31 Beltaine

-evil grin-

that would have added to the excitment of tyring to get me

-laughs-

Walks back in and grabs a cup of coffee "sorry everyone about being abit testy earlier something left me in a rather unpleasant mood".

Yeah well it's ok ... well folks I'm out for a while have a good night one and all *heads out the door and into the night*

wow, it's slow in here tonight.... oh well.
*goes back to reading the new script and drinking tea*

Skips back in smiling. "Allo all."

*looks up from script*
'ello taste

*walks in, heads to the counter, grabs a bottle of vodka, lights a cigar, starts drinking heavily from the bottle*

Smiles at Batt and collapes on the floor. "Men.." murmers softly.

hey, x

*gets up and walks over to taste* everything ok, darling?

steals a cigar from Zander and orders him to pour her a shot! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!! he he

Flicks her wrist abit. "Guy trouble.. Arrogents I do say so myself."

Hello again everyone

you need to spend more time with me, taste. i may be albe to teach you a trick or to.


'ello blood

Chuckles softly. "Oh?" smirks "Send me a PM explaing what you mean because I gotta run."

hey bloodthirst! how's yourr night been so far? Oh yeah Zander, by the way, I'm pissed at you! You're not sharing your alcohol with me.

let me make something up for you, nadja.

would love a drink. better make it a bloody mary

taste, let me know what happened and i can help you out from there. just pm me if you want.
;)

how strong do you want it?

as strong as you can make it. been a shitty day

poor tasy.....well time for #32 kids..
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