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*THIS IS DAERMON'S BABY and as much as Nicnivian tried to help me, I am utterly computer stupid when it comes to HTML. I apologize for not having Daer's pic up*


Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as they are formed from primal chaos....and do not take kindly to orders....they have a mind of their own... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....but please do keep it withing reason.....it's a fun place.....and disregarding te rules might get you a seven day waiting period in the penalty box of nics making.....

::walks in:: Oh yay I'm the 2nd one here :)

I definetly need a shot of jager.

*gets a double shot, throws head back and enjoys* that feels so good after a busy day.

walks in and grabs a cofee from the counter then walks over to a couch and sits "hi everyone"

*walks in and grabs a cup of tea*

- runs in again and then jumps into a comfy chair then lands with a ommppffhh-

-big smile-

Hi !!

I hate when they switch and I just get comfy!

-waves and gets comfy-

double tall latte...yum yum yum :D

i dont think double shots of expresso are the devil anymore

hello all

hum... it's quiet in here.... and this time i didn't say something to scare people off.

oh well.
*starts poking at the wall*

Finishes his cofee walks over to the counter gets a lattee and sits back on the couch "well this is more like it"

*gets another cup of tea and lights up a clove*
any one care for one?

Hi Batt :)

Kamui, lattes are Godly ♥

-contorts into a position and gets comfy. Snapping her fingers a book appears infront of her. Her face grows bright crimson-

Who0ps.. wrong book..

-quickly hides book and snaps fingers an another book appears-

You know I have been trying to read this book Vampires the Occult truth for a few months..

I think I have A.D.D..

OH LOOK!! A BUNNY!!

-points-

*skips into room and waves, grabs a cup of expresso, and sits on couch*

moon, share with the class....
what was the other book?

welcome vq.... don't touch the walls.

-looks at bat with innocent lil girl eyes-

umm it was umm just a picture book

-giggles shoving looking along side her she notices the title of the book peeking out " Kama Sutra". Shoving it down farther she whistles-

oh, why try to hide that book? there's no reason to be embarassed about that. (besides, it's a fun book.)

Wouldn't think of touching the walls....

Karma Sutra, huh?! Do share.

Moonie, give us lessons!

hey deity.... you mean that you haven't read it yet?

-whistles and then realizes to self my innocense was lost long ago with my wit of pervision-

-snaps fingers and appears in a hot school teacher outfit. Pushing glasses up on her nose. She snaps her fingers again and a pointer appears in her hand. Pointing to the book she smiles-

Todays lesson is the fun of this grand book!

-giggles-

Uh..well.. umm...

uhh....


can you please repeat the question * flustered *

-walks over to Deity and places the pointer on her shoulder. Leaning down to Deity's ear she whispers:

The question is my dear....

Is there anything that is appealing to you about the book?

-leans up ..winks at Deity and pushes her glasses into place. Lightly smacking the pointer into her other hand-

*smiles at deity*
it's ok if you don't want to admit it, sweetie.

but it's a fun read.

Score!

Just in time for Karma Sutra lessons!

I LOVE picture books! *giggles*

Hello everyone! *waves*

hey mistress.

Ello Ello Batt!

How are you hun?

*lights up another clove*
i'm doing wonderfully, my dear.

Good! I am glad to hear it!

Quickly snaps out of it and runs and sits at a table infront of moonie "Um may I have lessons"?

-walks over to Kamui and slides herself onto of the desk infront of him. She smiles at him as she crosses her legs, pushing her glasses back upon the bridge of her nose, pointer in hand. Looking down at him she smiles-

Well,

I can give you a lesson but, I think it may have to be hands on.

-giggles-

*giggles like a school child*

*goes to put a pot of tea on and unlocks the VIP room*

* smiles over at Mistress*

Hi Dear...

In pretend land, I'll be a virgin :)

Oh moonie, you're a wonderful teacher

i think i'm going to pass on the lessons. (not like i haven't tried everything in the book. hee, hee, hee)

but this could be fun to watch ;)

Face turns beat red. "Um yea that will be great private lessons maybe"? Crosses fingers and hopes to god that she will say yes.

-smiles and cuts Deity a evil grin-

Sometimes being a teacher means you have to put your self in the situation you are trying to teach

-grins-

-leans down to Kamui and kisses him on the cheek-

Ahh private yes...


Is it still private if people can hear you?


-giggles-

discussing sex makes me blush

It would be fun to watch... but, I have virgin eyes! *evil grin*

Besides... the walls will show you anything you want to see... you just have to feed them.

very true, moon.

Sex doesn't make me blush... my parents talk about it at the dinner table... I have a very VERY open family... which is really cool!

i'd rather not watch the wall in action. that could be a scary sight. lol

I think it is still private if others can hear you... you're just a whole hell of a lot luckier than those listening at the moment!

i think the fact that i've been working clubs for a long time is showing....

*thinks again* You are very right Deity!

no no no wall action!

I'm sick of it trying to ea... errrr

I was going to say something but, I shall keep my mouth shut.

hehe

Smiles some "when is it my turn to teach".

-snaps fingers and appears in a school girl outfit and sits at desk-

You can teach when you are ready

-puts a lollipop into her mouth and watches the teacher-

Oh come on Moonie! What were ya going to say hun! :P

*pours a cup of tea*

Anyone want something while I am up?

Mouth drops "Um... um... well our lessons will be private"winks.

Looks down at empty cup "yea mistress perhaps another lattee" shakes head "I have a feeling its going to be a real long night".

*gets Kamui an Extra tall lattee*

hmmm... I'm just waiting to see what mom will say when she walks in!

- walks over to the big comfy chair and falls into it. Snapping her fingers a vanilla frappuccino appears in her hand. Taking the sucker outta her mouth she takes a drink-

-looks at Kamui-

mmmm private lessons!

I must be the teachers pet!

-wink-

Snaps fingers and her frapacuniou comes to him. He waves his hand and moonie goes flying into the wall "ahh I missed that oh thanks mistress".

* growls and looks at Kamui and sticks her tongue out*

*eeeeeeks*
-looks at wall-

Get out from under my skirt!!

FREAK!

Smiles some and a bucket of pink paint comes down on her. He automaticly falls to the florr laughing.

* growling and hissing she struggles*

Grrrrrr..

No Lessons for You!!

-thinks-

wait..

that would not be good!!

-growls again-

Groans some before snapping his fingers she comes tumbling out. "there you happy now"

-runs over to Kamui pink paint and all and hugs him extremely tight-

hehe now I am

*walks back in* hey all

Your welcome hun!

*waves to Pink* Ello ello there! How are you tonight dear?

narrows his eyes some "you are so going to get it"

- runs over to mistress and hugs her pink paint and all-

awww your just the sweetest thing!!

-hugs her tight and laughs-

shakes head some waves his hand and moonie goes flying back into the wall once more.

*growls and pouts*

i was wondering what can be done about an adult cursing a child on this site cause what was said was uncalled for

gangrelmother

well to answer your question really only thing I tell you to tell a mod its within there discretion about what happens.

well my child has not been on the site so i know she has not upset the person that cursed her and i was just wondering u r welcome to not like our clan but to say fuck u and fuck ur clan is not right like i said say what u want about the clan but he does not know my child so he had no right to say that to her thanks

Quoi?

I'm lost...

What was that? Did I miss something?

Okay let me just try and figure this out...

so it wasn't on the site this happened?

and some adult swore at a kid?

Care to elaborate?

No matter whether it was a kid or not he shouldnt have said that.

awww, poor kid.

I'm pretty good, and yourself?

I think I could go for another double shot of some jager, and a nice comfy chair :)

Gets himself a bottle of whiskey heads back to the couch. "Well time to relax" starts to drink from the bottle.

yes the incadent did happen on this site myself and my daughter r members i just monitor her profile and things so i can filter shit out like that

How old is she?

Ohhhhhhhhh okay!

I got it now.

Well if you save the message. Send it to a mod. See what they will do. Thats pretty shitty that someone just up and flipped out.

People get so cranky and territoral...

*shakes head*

Would you know about that, moonie ;)

she just turned 13 and i still have the message thanx for all of the info

-giggles-

I am not that territoral!

Well, sometimes. Depends on who it is invading my territory. You know I don't okay well with many..

unless they play rough ;)

*takes double shot and heads for someplace comfy to sit*

no prob im always willing to help.

grr okay =play

I don't play well with others...

-growls-

My mind is off somewhere yonder

-grinz-

Thinking about playing rough with others?

*giggle*

yonder? hun are we having a southern moment.