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i was reading the RIPed thread "cheezy pick up lines" and was sad that there wasnt more. id like to hear what u got. either ones that u have used, have been used on u or ones u can think of. ill look forward to reading them

This one I remembered....I believe it was off a profile here...But here goes...

Hey! Nice shirt! But I bet it'd look better on my bedroom floor!

ok, heres mine.

dude: i was wonderin. um........ will u bang me?
me: hell no! ur a fuckin dumbass if u think thats gonna work!

me: theres no where to sit!
dude: u can sit on my lap but u mite be raised u a few inches!

dude: who wants to go up to my room w/ me?
me: i will.

dude: im goin on a walk, whos comin w/ me?
me: me

dude: *gives me some flowers* i was gettin dressed this mornin, looked out the window and saw these. they reminded me of u.

dude: *lookin at a picture on one of my folders* shes cute, she kina looks like you

dude: you look kinda like avril lavigne......shes hot as hell!