The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

*Pinches the bridge of my nose and sighs*...Green Vampires? Green Vampires?! Now it is official...there is nowhere on God's Green Earth I can go to escape the madness of the Global Warming Theorists!

*fights back rising bile*

Do they have special "Carbon Offsets" for Vampires? Would those be abbreviated "VCOs"? I suppose then "WCOs" would be for Werewolves...eh? Then "DCOs" for those that are just demons? Were there "VFCs"? That is "Vampires For Change"? I do not remember seeing that organization...*ponders*...no. "WFC"? DFC"? Oh Sweet Baby Jesus in a diaper...I am forgetting Witches and Warlocks...forgive me..."WCOs"...oh wait...that is the same as "WCOs" for Werewolves...stay with me here...we will just add a lower case "i" and "a" for Witches and Warlocks. So those would be "WiCOs" and "WiFC" for Witches..."WaCOs" (Ahh ha ha ha ha) and "WaFC" for Warlocks. Have I forgotten anyone? OH SHIT! GHOSTS! "GCOs" and "GFC"! *Whew*...That was close!

*Narrows eyes*...Here? In the bloody dripping womb of The Vampire Rave? In the name of all that is Unholy...why?

Im clueless with you

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