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I got it.

We are all required to attend the mustard drill, but everyone must produce a large, yellow bottle of mustard and hold it up high, and proud, while yelling, "TO YOUR MUSTARD STATIONS!!!"

I'll helpfully point out that the "Mustard Drill" is a nickname for the part of the cruise where we all don out lifejackets (buns?) and learn the finer points of "women and children first"

I'm presuming there will be a trophy ceremony afterwards, where the winner will receive a "Gulden Globe Award"?

(audible groan from the audience)

Shutter "Colonel Mustard" Bun

Hmmm...

Sounded funny when I first typed this up.

That's what I get for going up against a pair of Dachshunds dressed as weiner hot dogs...

lol....awesome. we really should do this.
=^_^=

I'm in! LOL.

bring your sunglasses. I'm only wearing the life vest.

(I kid, I like you people...)

It would be far too easy for us to plan some sort of harmless act of social chaos based on this. Who's got grey poupon and who's got french's?

Ya drink for like 3-4 hours before the drill..... W'ell be a mess anyway.....:)

well isn't that the point? to try to do the drill in the worst possible condition?

That way when you are in good condition and the ship hits an iceberg you can actually get something accomplished.

If our ship hits an iceberg, I assure you all I will be doing my damndest to dissolve it with gin & tonic.