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Hello all. I am a 'collector' of spells. Whether it be Light (white) or Dark (black) or even simple fire magics, I can't help myself from adding to my arsenal :)

If anyone has any spells, preferably rare or uniquely created ones, please feel free to share, and I will share mine as well.

Here you go. I giving all the serious intent it deserves. ;)



The Chocolate Ritual written by John Shepard,

Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles; a Tootsie Roll (the great big one-as the athame); a large glass with milk in it, (the chalice); a small dish of Nestlé's Quick and a spoon; a small dish of chocolate sprinkles; a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet.

CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE: (Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles) Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me And as I will So Mote It BE! Nestlé's Quick where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, and make my milk all chocolaty!

CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll): CALL THE QUARTERS: Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! great prince of the palace of dessert. Be present, we pray thee, And guard this circle from all moochers Approaching from the East. Fondue of the South, Molten One! Great prince of the palace decadence. Be present we pray thee, and guard this circle from all diet Approaching from the South. Cocoa of the West, Satisfying One! Great prince of the palace of thirst. Be present we pray thee, And guard this circle from all carob Approaching from the West. Rocky Road of the North, Cold One! Great prince of the palace of crunchy. Be present we pray thee, And guard this circle from all cheap imitations Approaching from the North.
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MAIN RITUAL: HANDMAIDEN (Henceforth known as the Swiss Miss): Listen to the words of the Mother of Chocolate; who was of old called; Godiva, Ethel M, Sara Lee, Nestle, Mrs. See, and by many other names: HPS: Whenever you have one of those cravings, once in a while and better it be when your checkbook is full, then shall you assemble in a great public place and bring offerings of money to the spirit of Me, who is Queen of all Goodies. In the Mall shall you assemble, you who have eaten all your chocolate and are hungry for more. To you I shall bring Good Things for your tongue. And you shall be free from depression, and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall have chocolate smears on your cheeks, and you shall munch, nosh, snack, feast, and make yummy noises, all in my presence.

For mine is the ecstasy of phenylalanine (FEEN-EL-AL-A-NEEN), and mine is also the Joy on Earth, yea, even into High Orbit for my law is "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand." Keep clean your fingers, carry Wet Ones always, let none stop you aside. For mine is the secret that opens your mouth, and mine is the taste that puts a smile on your lips and comfy padding pounds on your hips. I am the Gracious Goddess who gives the gift of joy unto the tummies of men and women. Upon earth, I give knowledge of all things delicious, and beyond death.......well, I can't do much there. Sorry about that. I demand only your money in sacrifice; for behold, chocolate is a business and you have to pay for those truffles before you eat them.

SWISS MISS: Hear now the words of the Goodie Goddess, she in the dust of whose feet are the cheap imitations, whose body graces candy racks and finer stores everywhere: I, who am the beauty of chocolate chips, and the satisfying softness of big bars, the mystery of how they get the filling inside of truffles, and fill the hearts of all but Philistines with desire, call unto thy soul to arise and come unto me. For I am the soul of candy; from me do all confections spring, and unto me all of you shall return, again....and again....and again...... and again. Before my smeared face, beloved of Women and Men, thine innermost divine self shall be enfolded in the rapture of overdose. Let my taste be within thy mouth that rejoices.

For behold, all acts of yumminess and pleasure are my rituals. Therefore let there be gooeyness and mess, crispness and crackling, big slabs and bite size pieces, peanut butter and chocolate covered cherries all within you. And you who think to seek me, know that your seeking and yearning shall avail you not unless you know the Mystery; "We shall sell no chocolate until you pay for it." For behold; I have been with you since you were just a baby, and I am that which is attained at nearly any shop in the land. Messed Be.

SWISS MISS: Hear now the words of the Chocolate God, who was called Ghirardelli, Milton Snavely Hershey, Bosco, Fudgesicle, and by many other names. HP: I am the strength of the candy rack, and the piece that fell on the floor, but looks like it might not have gotten too dirty, and the deepest bitterness of dark chocolate. No matter how you try to resist the call of chocolate, I will hunt you out and I will become your sacred prey. I am warmth of hot cocoa in the dead of winter, and the call of the road that leads you to that really expensive Godiva store downtown. I give you my creatures, the fire of love of chocolate, the power of jaw strength to bite off a piece of that frozen Milky Way bar, and the shelter of Haagen Daz when that big date didn't work out.

You are dear to me, and I instill in you my power of a piece of chocolate that you had forgotten you had hidden, and the power of vision and magickal sight with which you can spot a candy counter a mile away. By the powers of the half melted bar in the glorious sun, I charge you, by the darkest depths of the bottom of the cocoa pot and lingering smell of bittersweet chocolate, I charge you, and by the beauty of a perfectly swirled vanilla butter cream, I charge you. Follow your heart and your instinct, wherever they lead you. The wealth in your pocket can buy you treats that a Mayan king would envy. Take joy in that first bite of lecithin emulsified cocoa, and in the last satisfying slurp of Yoo-Hoo. Yet you must be wary of deceit. Eat not of that which is called "Baking Chocolate" for it is vile and bitter. Lastly, always remember to leave some chocolate behind you. Be not greedy, but let yourself be known as a connoisseur.

Leave a little for someone else. I am with you always, just over your shoulder, or around the next corner. I am the Lord of Chocolate, and when you have reached the end of your hoard, I will never be farther away from you that that 7-Eleven on the corner. I am the spirit of the Wild Child; the Inner Child who can never get quite enough. If you are a true chocolate lover, then your soul and mine are intertwined.

CUPCAKES & YOO-HOO: (The blessing of the Yoo-Hoo) HP: Be it known that milk chocolate is not better that dark chocolate. HPS: Nor is dark chocolate better than milk chocolate. HP: For both are better than the falsely named "White Chocolate." HPS: And neither one is carob. HP: As the frosting is to the cupcake. HPS: So the creamy nougat is to the Milky Way Bar. BOTH: And when they are eaten, they are yummy in truth, for there is no greater snack in all the world than one made of chocolate. (The blessing of the cupcakes)

HP: Frosting is keen, HPS: And the frosting is neat. BOTH: Great Goddess! Let's eat! Feasting and drinking (chocolate liqueur, if possible), music and dance. Dismiss Quarters. HPS: Oh, ye mighty goodies of the _______________, We thank you for attending our rites and guarding our circle and ere you depart for your sweet and sticky realms, We say unto you, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best." ALL: "Chooooc-laaate."

(After all the quarters have been dismissed, give a final, satisfying belch at the East.) Close circle.

....He...heh...haheha.....MWAHAHA! **** man >.< x)
I didn't mean that type of spell, although I will gladly try it anyway as I am a huge chocolate lover :)

I'm mainly looking for Black Magic.
Or very potent white magic.


(Is secretly very pleased by the chocolate spell) :D

Dear sir remember one of the basic principles of witchcraft.

To Keep Silent:
To be Silent encompasses several similar perimeters, and is the hardest of the four principles to adhere to. First you must learn to concentrate and focus to the point that you shut out all outside influences and distractions. Then you must learn to listen, listen to your inner psyche through meditation. Now, you should never share what you are currently doing with anyone because they may inadvertently project doubts or concerns onto your magickal work hindering your progress. Keep silent because "power shared is power lost", and each time you speak about an incomplete working, you diminish some of the magick’s effectiveness. Also, be very cautious of whom you choose to share your secrets, as petty emotions such as fear, insecurity, jealousy, or envy can damage or hinder any working. Secrecy is the honor of the witch and the very essence of his/her craft itself.


Link to whole document

Perhaps you didn't take that 'factor' into account on an individual level. Magic's effectiveness is very much determined by one's own intent. Their true will's reflection. Sharing others (Even their doubts and such) Is in no way hindering the knowledge I gain. This is simply due to the fact that my will can not be shaken.


Now, anymore sharers out there?

Ah yes...Well....I don't care :)
This forum's purpose was to share knowledge, not to debate doing so, so...be gone ^_^

Trust? A relative concept.
I needn't your trust.

Ahem... if such magick exists then I doubt it has a colour or is routed in any camp. Whilst there is ample evidence to suggest a dicotomy, the light and dark sides of a coin.
The coin is still one in itself, almost self testing.
The dellusion is that Sin, evil and Good have no interplaying parts.
Every major religion rejects this notion, the Gin, Satan call the flip side what you will is nothing more than "the test" Indeed the "tester" is described as the best of the best and thus the dark side is given licence by the creator.
This is where ordinary folks get confused.
Silence? yes this is true. There is no test if all know the nature of our existence. The supernatural is not for ordinary folk nor indeed the military, they may attempt to abuse such communication.
Commune, communication is the logical and justified mind set and belief that may or may not be granted by a higher power.
Thus a wish and belief may be granted or denied.
Spell casters are cataylsts not Devine.
Words, words are important as they form the mindset behind your commune with something greater. Language is irrelevant, although humans tend to feel stronger about certain mystical ancient tongues, thus they communicate more efficiently. In my experience it makes little difference if you mean what you say. The Devine is most certainly not restricted.
Emotion, human emotion plays a big part in casting or as I prefer, requesting...for obvious reasons.
Let me explain, if you see a little angry starving dof that yaps and snarks at its plight on the streets of Bombay, you walk by.
If you see the same dog teary eyed, whimpering and begging, you might just feed it....Chocolate.
P.s. if anyone says chocolate is bad for dogs I will knock your teeth out, a little spell a biker once posted ;)

You honestly do not have to do "magic" the same way everybody else does it. It's something that can be self-taught and it's actually better to do it YOUR OWN WAY. Sure other people's advice can be a nice starting ground on how to get started but it's not needed. All one needs is their own minds, intentions, focus, emotional groundings, and a great trained imagination.

Everything else are just tools. Nothing more...

AngelicKitrA, I agree completely with what you have said. Tools are unnecessary but many practioners still use them. I occasionally use an athame and candles, but all one really needs is an open clear strong mind.

Tools and “spells” are individually specific and it is considered at best to be impolite for a stranger to wish to paw around in them. Tools are generally energized with the life energy of the owner and are only handled by them or someone very close to them. Trust must be earned through long interaction before a practioner shares “spells” or allows another to use their tools.

Magick is a personal pursuit and should be developed individually. Each person must find what works for them. Books, other’s “spells”, and various other information should be used as a starting point as there is individually different resonant energy that a practioner brings with them to a work. Correspondences vary from person to person with herbs stones etc as each person interacts differently with nature and the Source.

I was particularly distressed by the confusion of “black” magick which is evil magick with “dark” magick which can be good or evil depending only on the intent of the work. “Dark” magick is magick performed in the dark (night), by the dark of the moon, and / or with facets of the Source associated with darkness. I would suggest that this confusion can be removed by education. Konstantinos covers this well in his works.

I am not a “whitelighter” or a “fluffy bunny” but I do have a moral/ethical compass I follow, “Harm None”.

May the darkness bless us all.

Michael

I must say i agree with the others. First off your use of the word arsenal. It gives me the heebie jeebies.... i am Wiccan and believe fully in the rule of three. I do no think i would be comfortable giving any of my rituals to someone who might use them to harm others.

BellaMorte,
I am of a like mind. I will not give out freely something that I use to someone I do not know and one who willingly and openly admits to using "dark" spells. commonly used to harm others. Rule of 3, what you put out, comes back to you 3 fold, karma is a bitch, she will bite you in the ass, and you definitely reap what you sow. Yea, so not giving out something to be used and brought back to me in a negative way.

sorry about your luck.

Perhaps arsenal is just a word that i felt like using, hmmm?
Hmmm let me compare this thread to yahoo answers.
(Random, but true)

Someone asks about the best way to have sex.

HIS REPLIES: Oh you shouldn't have sex, oh I personally don't like it, oh, wrong section. ECT.

That is not what the question asked.
Nor are these...

I am aware of the risks, I am aware of the effectiveness, I also DO NOT intend to use dark magic to harm others. I just like collecting all spells and such.
If you are not going to share anything, do not post.

Since the original poster is requesting spells and not asking for any discussions... thread has been moved to here. Also, nobody asked - nor needs - the warnings and drama. Keep them out of this thread.

~ billy