The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has rock crushes scissors

The Lizard-Spock Expansion

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

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"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal my wife had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. my wife had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (wife knocks narrator out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

Google? My quote was,

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me.

Peter Griffin: I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately, I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life.

Peter Griffin ~ Family Guy

"I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

this is the clock song we' re setting all the clocks wrong

I don't understand your thread. At least attempt to google the last post before making the next quote.

We have Movie quotes, a quote garden (Many thanks Lady Jig) You just confuse me.

What type of quotes do you want, and should we answer with a new one?

honestly my little brother is doing this I have nothing to do with this thread I don't usually start these myself I just post on other people's threads

Okay,

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Shaw nice how bout this
I think there for I am

René Descartes

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Leonard Cohen

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Deanna Troy, Star Trek

I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think.

Now your'er geting all Freudian!

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

Michael Jordan

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

Dick Clark

“The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.”

Mark Cain

My own path towards wellness has been a long and dynamic one. It's taught me that healing from the inside out takes time and there can be great value in various sources of guidance.

Carre Otis

I believe in the power of the imagination to remake the world, to release the truth within us, to hold back the night, to transcend death, to charm motorways, to ingratiate ourselves with birds, to enlist the confidences of madmen.

J. G. Ballard

If your contribution has been vital there will always be somebody to pick up where you left off, and that will be your claim to immortality.

anyone?

Walter Gropius...

We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force.

Ayn Rand

After the first glass of absinthe you see things as you wish they were. After the second you see them as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world. I mean disassociated. Take a top hat. You think you see it as it really is. But you don’t because you associate it with other things and ideas.If you had never heard of one before, and suddenly saw it alone, you’d be frightened, or you’d laugh. That is the effect absinthe has, and that is why it drives men mad. Three nights I sat up all night drinking absinthe, and thinking that I was singularly clear-headed and sane. The waiter came in and began watering the sawdust.The most wonderful flowers, tulips, lilies and roses, sprang up, and made a garden in the cafe. “Don’t you see them?” I said to him. “Mais non, monsieur, il n’y a rien.”

Anyone?

After the first glass of absinthe you see things as you wish they were. After the second you see them as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world. I mean disassociated. Take a top hat. You think you see it as it really is. But you don’t because you associate it with other things and ideas.If you had never heard of one before, and suddenly saw it alone, you’d be frightened, or you’d laugh. That is the effect absinthe has, and that is why it drives men mad. Three nights I sat up all night drinking absinthe, and thinking that I was singularly clear-headed and sane. The waiter came in and began watering the sawdust.The most wonderful flowers, tulips, lilies and roses, sprang up, and made a garden in the cafe. “Don’t you see them?” I said to him. “Mais non, monsieur, il n’y a rien.”