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"Oh yes, I hate you... I just don't have the time nor the lung capacity to tell you all of the WAYS I hate you..."

"Just get away from me. I said to leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

"Unless you have whiskey and VERY SPICY JUNK FOOD, you better leave...."

Just go!

I think there is rules about that here!

there's the door, don't let it hit your butt on the way out

Bugger, damn, dash

Coitus Elivatum et Expiratum

*translation*
Fuck Up and Die

Bye !!!

FUCK OFF

I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!!!

See ya!

Go to Hell!

I'd say go to hell, but I have real estate there and I don't wanna put up with you...

The fact is you're not even smart enough to be a moron.

Careful the tight rope you are walking can easily be made into a noose.

Get a life and go away!!! What does it take?!?!

Go Play in Traffic!

If I had a choice between listening to you or a Disney Pop Star, I'd fucking shoot myself...

I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH!!! (lol)

Your hogging all the Stupid.. You Fucking Idiot.

I'd hit you, but I sympathize with the mentally FUCKTARDED...

Please go and gargle with Liquid Draino.

While you're out don't bother yourself to think of me. (This one is for when I feel someone is imposing on my space, and time.)


Paraphrase a comedian "Boy, you're a special kind of stupid ain't cha?"

If I knew a lobotomy would shut you up, I would have tried it...

your going to screech like a bitch !!!

Subtract one from me and be gone.

What a nincompoop.

"Awe Shucks Mr. Now You Got Me Riled."

"I Fart In Your General Direction."

FUCK YOU, YA FUCKIN' FUCKER!!!

Next time try to be in my shoes before you decide to do what you do

I have no tolerance for you endless stupidity, and no more patience to pretend otherwise...

Please quit running your mouth or you will regret it...

Asshole Bitch Cunt Douche. Erroneous Fucker, Gross Helpless Idiot! Jive Klutz Loser. Moronic Nuisance. Oily Prick! Queefing Rotter. Sicko Tosser. Unbelievable Villainous Waste. Xanthodontal Yellowbelly Zero

a classic New York jab.

"Someone here Can't Understand Normal Thinking!"

"C U Next Thursday I'm over talking about this now."

dig out the cockroaches from your asshole
and choke on them motherfucker!!

you must enjoy walking bared foot on broken glass
you fake cocksucker.

Shaving cream

I am a atheist but sure
I will pray for your suicide
now if ya dont mind
get lost and blow up a Justin Bieber concert.
you terrorizing child raping faggot

if you value your teeth and the air in your lungs
then get the fuck away from me
you double dipped bloody cunt rag.

make a another move of any kind and i will eat your juggler motherfucker.

another word from you and I will have your first born as a happy meal

you stink like your mother's pussy bitch
good thing you both taste like chicken

since when did sasquatch mate with miley cryus
my dear imaginary fucking god
someone get the holy water
the unholy water
some toxic waste
something
anything
goddman it!!!!!!!!!!

I was prepared to engage you in a battle of wits but I see you have no ammo!

Plenty Of Fucks to Give.. Just not to you!

You're so fucking Worthless your like one ply shit paper that's wet in the middle.

Poop!

I was going to say that.. poo

You Festering Puss Filled Infected Maggot.

I never knew they stacked shit that high.. I My It Talks Too.

Shit!

Slam stuff around, and stare at the offender every time they are close to you. Slide your finger across your throat only not being obvious to others. If they have a white coffee mug and it is an office setting put tooth paste in the bottom of their mug.

Growl

Have Winnie Jackson make the offender a pie.

Farg! Frick! Fracking. Fudge..

fuck you ,you fucking fucktard

you know....if brains were dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose

^^^^ Used one similar....


If brains were dynamite, YOU would IMPLODE....

"You moron get out of the Gene Pool!!"

You... Yes you... I'm speaking to you... Go jump a cliff and please never.come back

For gods sake get in there you bastard...

just dont, ok?....its not worth your life

I have room for one more corpse so feel free to keep pressing your luck.

Just one more step...

"I hope you step on a lego" - AHAHAHAH! Best one yet.

When I'm angry I generally ask for space.

me too

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

Poop a doodle!

fuck off or i'll snap your neck like a twig

save your own life....walk away now

Feck off!

mayn the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

Be stuffed!

Die!

i wish you a very slow and painful death

begone foul beast

Don't make me angry, you won't like me when i'm angry!

*looks up at pops*

take it from me....he means it

just dont.....ok?

so who lit the fuse on your tampon

*Holds up three fingers* "Read between the lines!"

Prepare for Oblivion!

save your own life....walk away now

grow the fuck up

"fuck you"

live or die....its your choice

If I were you I would start walking away

You need an education. The course is Agony 101. Professor Pain presiding...Class is now is session!

*curls and raises fists*

these are my friends Pain and Agony....which would you like to meet first?

begone peasant you are beneath me

*raises fists*

meet my skittles and taste the rainbow

Fuck everyone

Get ta steppin hard ass.

just fuck off

Damn you!

take a long walk off a short pier

leave me alone

Take a hint

stop talking

get out of my face

you know, it amazes me how much shit can get packed into one head

About four or five cuss words then ouch that hurt afterwards lol.

piss on you

pluck a duck

Whatever Yosemite Sam says when he gets pissed off at Bugs Bunny then say I hate that Rabbit.

"piss on you!" Good one Rose.

I actually told the gang banger.. hood that hangs at my friends house that if he was a rapper his name would be "No Cents". Because he still hasn't payed me what I am owed.

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