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what crime would you commit if you could get caught?


Mini would be rigging the lottery!!

If I couldn't get caught??? Hmm... Steal the throne of God... Be the new king... :)

there are a number of people that i would like to drop in a very large vat of acid. doesnt matter what type of acid it is as long as it will disolve them completely.

If i could get away with it ,
rob a bank and go on a murder spree !!!

kill someone, seal them in a refrigerator and bury them in a grave 10 feet deep in the middle of the Simpson Dessert

Oh Sippa you really have it in for someone lol


I think I would do Bank Robberies, its the banks money at the end of the day so no one really gets hurt, the customer is covered by bank insurance and the bank is covered by its main branch and investments...

oh and maybe Bite someones throat out to see if it is as nice as it looks in the vamp movies lol

Simple A Pyramid Scam disguised like Burnie Madoffs a Multi Billion Dollar Scam, only without the discovery that it was a shell game.

Well if your going to get caught anyway may as well be good so probably get rid of a few idiots to stop them breeding and spreading their dna

several people VonSchill lol

LOL BAD!! that many hey!! well at least we cant get caught may as well join in the hunt lol

To ALL New postees it is supposed to say Couldnt get caught Not Could...

well then this is a free range turkey shoot lmao

Rigging the presidential election!

assasinating all government officials

why???? because i can lol

Yes, getting rid of politicians lol

aquiring the help of the Master of Sinanju to wipe out the Taliban, which most would not see as a crime but......

Slaughtering pedophiles everywhere..wait that really isn't a crime... Hmmmm.....

stealing UltraViolets pork crackling

shaving BigBadWolf lol

Howling at your moon

telling the one i love that i dont love her

i think this one tops the lot....

GETTING RID OF VAMPIRE RAVE