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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

if it dont fit....force it. if it breaks it needed replacing anyway

me

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglass

First drafts don't have to be perfect, they just have to be written. - author unknown

If you can't fix it, get a bigger hammer

When I study philosophical works I feel I am swallowing something which I don't have in my mouth. - Albert Einstein

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the quote on BeautifulxHangovers profile

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

man is least himself when he talks in his own person. give him a mask and he will speak the truth - Oscar Wilde

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

12 years out of high school and im still sitting at the nerds table Leonard from big bang theory

if at first you dont succeed....kill them all and let god sort them out
me

Don't crap where you eat by Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men.

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

O'Neill : Hathor....you know of her?
Daniel : Egyptian Goddess of fertiliy, healing and music
O'Neill : oh, sex, drugs and rock and roll

quote from an episode of Stargate SG1

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - Francis of Assisi

whats the gist, physacist : Kaley Cuoco (penny) Big Bang Theory

Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. - Stewart Udall

Persuasion is often more effectual than force. - Aesop

After all this time? Always- Snape

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. - Niccolo Machiavelli

From the day we are born we are slowly dying. By Me

Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth. - Bradley Whitford

Live life to the fullest extent possible like there is no tomorrow because you might today. By Me

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul. - Henri Matisse

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. - Confucius

Buy the ticket take the ride
H.T

To disbelieve is easy; to scoff is simple; to have faith is harder. - Louis L'Amour

If it ain't broke don't fix it ahhh crap it's broke better break out the duct tape.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. -
Winston Churchill

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. - Victor Hugo

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. - C. S. Lewis

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.

Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C. S. Lewis

When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it. - Paulo Coelho

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. - Ann Landers

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible. -
Alfred Hitchcock

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Never eat yellow snow!

Hannibal Lecter: Tell me Clarice, would you ever say to me "Stop. If you loved me, you'd stop"?
Clarice Starling: Not in a thousand years.
Hannibal Lecter: "Not in a thousand years"... That's my girl.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

'Evil' is quite a blanket term. People aren't the demonic characters we would like them to be sometimes. - David Morrissey

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

''KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE,BUT KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER'' From the movie THE GODFATHER

''TO ERR IS HUMAN TO ARRRRRR IS PIRATE''-UNKNOWN

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

Liars are always most disposed to swear. - Vittorio Alfieri

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague.
Who shall say where one ends,
and the other begins?
Edgar Alan Poe

Stupidity is a talent for misconception. - Edgar Allan Poe

It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge. Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is ALWAYS a challenge, or for that matter a series of them. Only through perseverance and refusal to settle does one make it their own. Remember this: SATISFACTION IS THE DEATH OF DESIRE. Always want more for yourself, never settle for "good enough".

Where there is no vision, the people perish.
Proverbs 29:18

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals. - Oscar Wilde

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. - Lao Tzu

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. - Zora Neale Hurston

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

Moonlight is sculpture - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-Ernest Hemingway

Every right implies a responsibility; Every opportunity, an obligation, Every possession, a duty. - John D. Rockefeller

It has been said, 'the truth will make men free.' The truth alone has never made anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation. ― Anton Szandor LaVey

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity.
-CoO Chanel (rocking heels, I imagine)

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. - Buddha

Whenever you think or you believe or you know, you're a lot of other people: but the moment you feel, you're nobody-but-yourself. ― E.E. Cummings

We do not remember days, we remember moments.
- Cesare Pavese

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. - Stephen King

"Films are always pretentious. There's nothing more pretentious than a filmmaker."
-John Milius

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. -
William Shakespeare

I am I plus my circumstances. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

Foo's yer Doo's min - Doric

Face your fears in the light of day and you can see what's ahead. Face your fears in the dark and you will see nothing. - Jake Jaxson

"A bad trip? This whole country, this whole world is on a bad trip, friend, but they’ll arrest you for swallowing a tablet." Charles Bukowski

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. - Samuel Beckett

I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Give me liberty or give me death.
-Patrick Henry

This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. - William Shakespeare

If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit. - William J. Clinton

"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage" Zelda's Shade. :)

The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts. - Marcus Aurelius

Most human beings are quite likeable if you do not see too much of them. - Robert Wilson Lynd

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