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-jumps out from under the bed-

Pulls the covers off of you

tickles

tickles

tickles

Turns bright lights on:-)

jumps on you and beats you mercilessly with a feather

-body tackles-

good evening

^_^ Hai!

Morning, coffee?

Who are you and what have you done with my monkey?

*hides the monkey*

i wasnt me, it was somewhere else, i was someone else at the time

Hits you softly with a pillow

Requisitions your help in retrieval of monkey.

I... uh...

:l

-slides under the bed quietly-

Oh no you don't

Plays dancing music...

*runs in the room and dances while jumping on the big bed*

evening to you

Morning:-) now get up!!..let's go buy me a Christmas present today!! Lol

sticks a straw up your nose

evening and morning..wait! which is it?

*jumps some more* don't care! giggles.

Throws streamers up in the air!

You're cleaning that, right?

oooooooo pretty streamers!

*continues to jump on the bed*

ties you up with tinsel and puts you under the xmas tree

-goes back to sleep-

pours a cuppacino and sticks it under your nose

Puts down a plate of bacon and eggs

i serve you a plate of eggs benadict

Ugh. No food, just coffee.

What's the fun and cleaning the streamers?

Plays music!

plays Beethoven's 5th....at full volume

Sets of a smoke bomb

Pops off

Tickles your nose with a feather!

Coffee..

Give you one of THOSE kisses

throws another bucket of cold water on you

Tickles your feet

Puts fuzzy socks on you.

*fluffs her pillows*

puts a monocle on you

Tickles

tickles back

-hides head under the pillows-

kisses your toes

throws a bucket of cold water on you

Bacon anyone? Lol!

sticks a feather in your ear

Just don't get hair everywhere.

Bacon sounds good an some toast an eggs coffee too for my doughnuts.

Hugs, good morning

Hugs back

Yay! Hands you some bacon and other delicious breakfast foods!

Wags my tail creating a nice cool breeze

-rubs eyes- Been awhile.

Licks your nose

-wrinkles nose- Eww... -tugs on your tail-

Pulls you out of bed

No! It's so warm under the covers. -pouts-

It's hot here so you would understand.
Gives you a dressing gown

You pulled me out of bed to put a dressing gown on me?

Yep, why not... Wake up!

I'm about go sleep anyway. Pfft, Like I would need the gown.

Well rips it off you and appraises before pushing you back in to bed lol

-blushes- O_o

Covers you in a blanket

Falls asleep

Kisses your hand

Was playin possum

I got a new coffee maker yesterday. One of those fancy one cup ones.

Gets you to make me coffee

A quick, bite to eat?

Mmmm God yes!

Gives you a snack

Gives you one of my salty treats

Goes back to sleep

Tickles the backs of your knees

Snores

Pushes your hips

Brings a cup of coffee.

Brings a cup of cinnamon tea

Got some timbits

hi

wakes you with your favorite paddle

G'day

hands you a coffee

Tickles

Careful, he has a paddle.

Smirks

Wolf whistles

Hugs

Accepts

Yes

Gives you a big kiss

hey mr wolf

I don't know about this gotta a few beers first.

tickles

Kisses your face gently

Super doper hugs

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