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flying jellybeans

Tears slowly falling like the rain

Today i woke up and realized yep im a lesbian and love all things lesbianey lol

glowing dildos filled with peanut butter

draw me a clock

I can remember the very first time I cried
How I wiped my eyes
And buried the pain inside

has anyone seen my pants

Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me, except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated. But you may lack perspective.

the elephant does not go in the whip cream

WHERE is that smurf

did you check under the rainbow with the popcorn machine

Scooby Doo

where is the blood elf gone

jumping mexican egg rolls

where is my wig

sorry I borrowed it to go visit the land of marshmallows

WHERE IS my rooster

umm I shoved it in places you never wish to know about

Mason, would you like a popper?

why are my socks missing

no wire hangers EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Strange

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

bouncing beans

The cuckoo clock says fail lol

Bounce your face under my foot

Where is my truck

Dude where 's your car?

fluffy bunnies

there is nothing but giggles at the end of madness

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

omg hurry up

batman

is slowing down ..............

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

bouncy

Huber driver

You think thats pissed off wait till you give her crabs ;)

bouncy pink jelly fish

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That pussy smells of piranha im not stroking that !

fluffy bunnies

I'm running the F**K away!

jumping cell phones

No sugar for you until you clean that dirty, dirty mouth

dancing ponies

singing kitties

deceiving people

Love random!

willing donors :)

blue and pink dogs

Salt n vinegar!

world of warcraft is annoying me

PATH OF EXILE

bla bla bla :)

heat

Hannibal says On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

COD

boredom

Tired

bouncy bouncy

Wanting ice cream and sleep!

listening to my friend run people over

i want my Reese's pieces

rain , rain and more rain

Let it snow!

I'm hungry

i should work on my other profiles

why is a rabbit????

Back to work

turning EMO

pudding

lotion

Snow!!!

snow cone

Fraggles are lurking in my laptop

Ragnarok!

"Four rusted horses strangled by their own rope..."

ohh a piece of candy

Charles Manson story on tv lol

I see distant hopes choke on the toxic The clouds drift away, in search of tranquil Such a meek surrender to the hostile No, there is no grace in this goodwill I see dark malice embrace the unsullied The salvation that once set you free Chains you to the dungeons of your sycophantic soul I see the slow poison consume, and I don't like what I see

Why bother

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .

HEY YOU THIEF ^^^LOL

Joker says..."...I'm a man of my wooord..."

Gum on my shoe:-(

cobwebs

Can't wait to call Kentucky home!

microwave beeping

French fries

pudding

peter pan

garlic knots

love the tune of that Samuel Adams beer commercial song

got a new bear

cherry drops

Flying peanut butter sandwiches!

goofy gophers

...and there it goes....

milk shake

she doesn't talk with a mouthful

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