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I watched the moon dances across the tops of the trees. The rest is hard to recall.

Once, in school, I made a dead frog's legs twitch. It was a magical moment.

I actually had to step out during that class... Forever proving I would probably die in the wild.

It was not my favorite class.

Hayfever is basically trees having sex with each other in your nose.

...does that mean I should be tested for tree stds?

Right away!

walked in on the ass end of this convo

Holla' at my gyno!

I am considering a spade, a shallow grave and some quicklime for hair thief's.

wow I'm really lost

Shadow... Back away from Dakota...

Dakota, sweetie..you got that crazy look in your eye...

Contact your doctor if Dakotah's post caused confusion, nausea, diarrhea, hemorrhaging or hemorrhoids. In some rare cases death may result.

*year later*

If you or a loved one has had complications or death from Dakotah's post, call: 1-800-SCUMBAG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*hides behind a curtain *

*hides with you*

Aw, I am harmless. I promise. *hides his bow*

*pounces from behind the curtain and tackles Dakota!*

The devil is in this thread.

Shudders

A dark horse enters the race and the plot thickens.

We could thin the plot by adding more milk and whisking!

*rubs head* my head hurts, confused....

make the thread more of a pancake instead of a biscuit dough

Opens a Chicken Wing Place.

Got sugar and lemon juice for pancakes

Oohhh can i have chocolate spread on pancakes?

Does random stuff.

pancakes and chicken wings sounds delicious

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Cordial Cherry Hershey's Kisses taste like a koala crapped a rainbow into my brain.

duck, duck, goose!

Buries a body.

Jumps up and starts dancing the time warp.

who did u kill now dakotah?

way to hot outside....need.....cool ....air!!

Sends you some of my cold air over!

Did someone say time warp?!?

it was mentioned

It was meeee!

"Let's do the time warp again..."

It's just a jump to the left!

and a step to the right

You put your hands on your hips

and bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thruuuuust

Let's Do the Time Wrap!

Oooh. My favorite obsession.

Let's Do the Time Wrap again

I'M ON THIS ONE NOW!

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out...

NO ROCKY NO DANCING FOR YOU!

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, in out in out your shake it all about

YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

Hockey Pokey?

and you turn around

That's what it's all about!

*clap, clap, clap*

YAY!

Gonna be doing a bit of leveling

Random.

*Lights sprinklers, runs around in a circle shouting 'COLONIALISM!'*

Colonialism. *shudders*

Heart of darkness... *stares out of window*

The horror. The horror.

Haunted house

Peanut butter

I like English words. They make no sense to me.

is all the dancing over? or shall I come back another time?

ah tey wa chee un kink tay

I don't understand.....

Translate too "...and, again I will see You"

oh ok i think lol

Streets are uneven

I tawt I saw a putty tat

you did you did

Invites you all to a sweat lodge.

*looks at dakotah curiously*

Sweat lodge!!!! *rips off pants*

Sweat lodge!!!! *rips off pants*

Wooo im already naked *Runs to join in the fun*

YAY! What's the eating policy in sweat lodges?

Ooh good question, i have no idea... *looks up* Wheres Dakotah when you need him

He muttered something about a spirit animal and then wandered into the woods. I tried to stop him but you know how he gets...

Oh sure, he may be gone a while, we could always make an executive descision on the food issue?

In that case, I say we move in a pro-food direction.

All in agreement raise your hands *raises my hands* majority rules

Fantastic. I'll start packing the sweat lodge picnic basket POST HASTE!

Yay, can't wait to see what delights we will be enjoying.

*grabs onions, sprouts*

Are you allergic to peanuts?

I love peanuts.

Fantastic! *dumps loose peanuts from jar into basket*

Seen as though we appear to be heading towards a more fragrant badket how about some nice stinky cheese? Oh and maybe garlic bread?

Good idea. That way when we sweat from our pores it gives a very pungent aroma.

*throws in camembert, blue cheese, Bre, garlic-*

GARLIC?! Who put that in here!? No, no. Vampires.

*throws out garlic*

*throws in black jelly beans and sardines*

Hehehe i snuck the garlic bread in as a joke ;)

Erm hmm what else...

You scamp!

Ice cubes *dumps in cup of ice*

Soup, shoelaces, dark chocolate

*knows what to do with ice cubes*

DAK! *pounce*

Lilithmae and I are bringing food to the lodge.

*lifts up basket*

*Opens the flap to his Hogan* Dago Te! Welcome!

*enters*

*Looks around* ooh nice

Ood!

It's party time

*Passes around the peace pipe*

Chillout time

Would it be considered an act of war if I declined the peace pipe?

Lollie's are squares, ya know.

To keep the peace i will take your turn Lollie...it's all good.

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