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Right, but it's not your idea because you know I gave it to you. The subjects mind can always trace the genesis of the idea. True inspiration is impossible to fake.

Easy! Inception. Love it!

Some places are like people, some shine and some don't.

The Shining

I'm only a psychopath on weekdays. And it's Saturday, so...

I'm only a psychopath on weekdays. And it's Saturday, so...

127 hours

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Pulp Fiction

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

lust

Incorrect, that's not the movie's title shockingly lol

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

underworld

Just google the quote, random guessing won't work here


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This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

A Clockwork Orange

I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

Platoon

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today, it was still worth it. Even
the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains
that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been
allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth,
back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above.

Gia

They are all little girls, everyone of them, everyone of those pathetic souls who eventually does herself in is a little girl, every neurotic that lies on a couch and pays some a**hole shrink good money to listen to her b*llsh*t is a little girl, every hooker out hustling her butt for some pimp who winds up with a dike habbit then gets wasted by some psycho is a little girl, all these little girls have one thing in common, Disillusionment! and it all comes from the same thing, Expectations, the greatest woman killer of all time, a terminal disease that starts way back when these are just little girls when their being fed all the b*llSh*t about being entitled to happiness like it's a birthright, thats what you don't understand when to stop perpetuating a myth that ruins their lives, innocence kills, believe me it kills, I see it every f#cking day of my life

In Plain Sight

Do you know - do you have any idea how much - how much I wanted you? How much I loved YOU, you asshole. And then - what an idiot I am. How pathetic is that? Me in love with you. And then Bobby comes along, and I fell in love with this one, and I think that we... that the three of us, maybe we could... Fuck it. Just leave me alone and go back in the house and have a drink.

A Home at the End of the World?

Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

Full Metal Jacket

What happened to the sibling?
She ate it.

Jurassic Park

If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.

Naked Lunch

I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ?

person1:they when someone seeks revenge they need to dig two graves.


person 2:actually they will need alot more then that..

Jonah Hex

That's unfortunate! Because here, it makes no difference... whether you have forgotten it... or if you never knew it. Kindly remove your mask.

Red Cloak

And because we're married, and because I would never lie to you. ... I don't know if I was afraid that he had left or that he might still be there

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

28 Days Later...

No, you were right. I must have my own way too often. I should have packed my pride and given Montrose his way!

Roby Roy

I ask this... If there should be an assassination, I would hope that five, ten, one hundred, a thousand would rise. I would like to see every gay lawyer, every gay architect come out - - If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door... And that's all. I ask for the movement to continue. Because it's not about personal gain, not about ego, not about power... it's about the "us's" out there. Not only gays, but the Blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us's. Without hope, the us's give up - I know you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. So you, and you, and you... You gotta give em' hope... you gotta give em' hope.

Milk

But a King should be afraid, Arthur, always... of the enemy. Waiting, everywhere. In the corridors of his castle, on the deer-paths of his forests, or in a more tangled forest... in here.

Excalibur

Hey! Now lay your palms flat on the table top! If you lift those palms off that turtle shell table top, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed off! There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe!

Django Unchained

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Gladiator

Genterns, let's secure that final skin graft and stat!

Repo! The Genetic Opera


I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

It's a pity you didn't know when you started your game of murder that I was playing, too.

House on Haunted Hill

It's an impressive collection. You have some very rare editions here. Are you sure you want to sell them all?

The Ninth Gate

Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.

The Man with Two Brains

There's a cure for syphilis... and it's called abstinence.

Kinsey

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

weird science

Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!

Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a f*cking cake!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Put on something elegant - and be quick about it!

Underworld

Yeah. Sound draws them. Body shots only seem to slow them down. Head shots do the trick, but just to be safe, we tend to burn them when we can.

World war Z




At what point did you forget,
We're trying to take over the world?

Cats & Dogs

No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers.

Tootsie

I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.

Takin over the world is job I am the Empress around here.

first you must guess or google the quote posted before you can post a quote for the next person to guess -


I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.

No Country for Old Men.

The Big Lebowski

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

Blow.

Come to me jungle friends.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Okay, now you need to post a quote for the next person to guess-----

You feelin lucky punk.

Dirty Hairy

Hey, you can't call me and tell me that you miss me. I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me and you can't write on my wall. Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up and get in your car and come and see me.

No Strings attached

Ok....Remember, once you guess the movie...Immediately below your guess you post another movie quote for the next person to guess :)

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Say hello to my little friend.

Scarface

Because my credit's no good at Bonwit Teller and I just stole $30 worth of underwear at Bergdorfs and I think I might do it again

Factory Girl



I can get jiggy with it mon.

Next Friday

I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Witches of Eastwick



I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!

Witches of Eastwick



I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch (that's a tv show, let's stick to movies please)

My line? My most effective one is to tell a girl she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It seldom works.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.


Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gone With The Wind

Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!

Get Hard



I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

The Godfather

May you get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead

Irish Blessings and Toast.


Here's lookin at you kid.

nope my quote was Paul Newman's character in "Road To Perdition" :)

Casablanca


Oh. You know, there are days I really hate this job. This is not my best work, not by a long shot. Oh, sure, a few murders and a couple of rather lovely explosions. I would hardly call it a rousing success, but what the hell? I'll be back.

Needful Things.


Fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy night.

All About Eve

The loss, you know what I mean? The... the disappointment in yourself. The anger that turns into disappointment. The despair. Like the guy who's sittin' at the bar and a priest walks in, pulls up chair. The guy says, "Wait a minute." He says, "I hate to tell you this, don't waste you're time, but I happen to know there's no God." The priest says, "Yeah, how's that?" The guy says... uh, "I am an explorer in the north pole. I've been caught in a blindin' storm once. Freezing. I was blinded, freezing to death and I prayed, if there is a God, save me now. Now God didn't come." The priest says... you know, "How's that?" He says, "You're alive. He must have saved you." He said, "No. God never showed up. An Eskimo came along. Took me back to his camp and saved me." That's Janice. She's my wife and she's sittin' right there. She's my Eskimo.

The Town



You kidnapped me with a candybar?

The Chase

That's what the present is. It's a little unsatisfying because life is unsatisfying.

Midnight in Paris.


I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Apocalypse Now


I was ordered to send him to Heaven with a bullet in his brain... instead I gave him a first class ticket to Scotland. He is old-school, he understands things... exile or death.

Eastern Promises


I am big it's the picture that got small.

Sunset Blvd.

Christopher? Do you have guests? No, of course not. That'd mean you have friends.

Swim Fan.



"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.

Lucky Number Slevin


Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Hey, when you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.

Anchorman 2


Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Wall Street

I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read well enough to find a name on a tombstone.

Driving Miss Daisy.



Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!.

The Jazz Singer

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Encino Man



Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

King Kong

Well the medieval remedy was to flay the skin off your body with brands of fire. I have no idea what the current technique is.

Innerspace

Oh yes. They float, Georgie. They float. And when you’re down here with me, you’ll float too!

It

There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

Fargo


I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my f*cking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!

oops LOL

A Streetcar Named Desire

Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my fucking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!

Hostel Part 3.


Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

The Graduate


What truly is logic? Who decides reason? My quest has taken me to the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. I have made the most important discovery of my career - the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be found. I am only here tonight because of you

A Beautiful Mind.


Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

Dracula

No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you f*cking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his f*ckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

Vampires



Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

On Golden Pond

Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?

Drop Dead Fred.


Lick it up baby, Lick it up.

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