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What's for dinner??

KILLER PICKLES!!!

With suicidal sausages

and murderous ketchup?

Maniacal Mayonnaise

Exactly!!!

wheres the fries?

Carrot sticks

That's freaking awesome. Lol

Rain drops...

Keep falling on my head.

Clouds at night

I have nothing.....lol

Cow manure

Pretty Kitty

bartender, get me anotha...

Trying to get to 1,000 posts tonight.

Helping Mr. Bee get his posts in

>:O

You...actually helping meees???

Si Sir Butthead!

Thankies Bish faces!

Welcome!

PFFF.......................T!!!

I think you'll make 1000 posts before I make Sire.

You love it!

He says he doesn't like attention.

NOM NOM NOM

He loves it...

Fibber!

No!

It's obvious

When I hit 2,000 posts...you'll see how much I like posting here.

You'll come back.

HA!

Yeah you will bish

It's an obsession.

lol

Not!

Pink polka dot skies

Spoon...fork...screw it. Give me a sandwich.

I could've had a V8!

screw the v8 give me a cupcake!

I'm not having sex with juice. LOL!!!

Want a doughnut 🍩 ;-)

I soooooooooooooo want a doughnut!!!

They are the prize.

Not BEWBEHS???? >:O

Maybe....

you might dig the juice though it will always be wet

True true

He likes wet.

What guy doesn't?

Would coloring Spam in pretty colors make it more appealing ?

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Lmao Rainbow spam! :)

It gets thrown away if it's different colors.

Hawaiians love Spam.

lol Let it sit out too long. Grew its own friends since no one wants Spam. Poor Spam...

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

I think Spam gets lonely. Lol

I like Spam. I just wouldn't eat it if it's the wrong color.

Normal Spam for you then.

Thankies!

What are friends for ? Lol

Murdering??? >:O

I'll help but l won't hide bodies. :-)

That's ok, I have a spot already picked out.

Good for you. Lol

I just need to dig the holes, dump in bodies and add some lye. >:D

I have a bag of quick lime.

Oh yay! I can help hide bodies. :)

Yay !

lol I can help almost anything. I have family with lots and lots of land to spare. :)

Your place then.

lol Well, my grandparents place in Oklahoma. :)

Perfect. Just gotta get B in and we're a team.

Uh oh, what did I walk in to?

Clyde with two Bonnies. Lol

GASP!

Lol

What to do...with 2???

We share. :-)

>:O

You don't like sharing ?

I like sharing!

Cool. :-)

RAWR!!!

Spam

Caterpillars

I wanna hold the pretty caterpillar!

It is.

it is what?

What it is. LOL!

I hate June bugs.

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