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*incoherent gurgling*

Swims past.

*coils appendage around your leg, pulls you closer*

Naughty Nessie. :-)

^_^ *licks face*

Won't Mrs. Nessie get jealous ? Lol

I'm a hermaphrodite. I am mrs. Nessie.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Danka shane darling danka Shane

Lol

Lol indeed

Swims towards shore.

Hums hum hum huuummmmmmmms

Strips to my bikini and lays down in the sand.

*sigh* Now the looky lous are gonna come. *sinks back down into water*

Enjoys the warm sun.

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

I only chew nerdy, out of style gum. Lol

Sometimes my arms been backwards

violet candy

Oh Lollie Lolliepop

I like licking lollies.

I bet

LMAO

I tried licking a Lollie. She had me arrested.

Lock licking lollies.... Lovely. :-)

Hahahha! That's awesome.

lollie is pretty lickable ;)

Where are my Wild Ladies of the Sandbox, Kitra, LOLLIE and LadyJig??.....

All you have is me. Sorry hon.

IM A hermaphrodite! I can be a wild lady of the sandbox!!! P

There you go.

Ah yes, hello erm....Nessie ;)

...I would like to get my tentacles around a ladyjig and Lilith sandwich... With a shadow tossed side salad.

so nessie tosses the salad...

Building a sandcastle.

plays with sandcastle

Nessie, you can get in mine and LadyJigs sandwich anytime, with a side order of Shads :D

Makes my half taller.

messes with you half

Oh i see how it is. No sammich for the Kit. *folds arms* xD

*licks Kit*

who wants a mustache ride?

-licks back Loch- and grabs the moustache like a pair of Harley handlebars

*blinks hard*

What's that?

Hey i was hitting both with one stone ok? :D

ouch

Not that kind of stone (facepalms lol)

I meant... What's a mustache ride?! Is that a new coaster at six flags or something?

Wow.
Lol.

well ill stop by the loch later and show you

Thanks! ^_^

welcome, just make sure to swim around in the clean part of the lake for a while lol

Impossible. I shit in all of it. Literally all of it.

LOL

hire a pool boy

To give me mustache rides?

Loch's don't have moustaches!

no to clean that water

Not on our faces anyway.

Everyone wants to swim with nessie!

im confused

Where else is it Loch? :D

*licks thread*

Fries up smoked lizard bites for all.

*wacks Dakotah with tail*

Is there ketchup at least ?

*gasps!* nature, not you too! A good looking injun comes in and everyone suddenly wants to eat Ness!

hmmm fried lizard

pokes the one above!

*pounces shadow, pins her to the floor!* where. Have. You. Been?!?

hello dear lollie! i went to the store lol where were u?

Please help me in my personal crusade to exorcise the word awesome from general usage. I've decided splendid should be the new awesome. "That's totally splendid, dude!"

I didn't realize it was Nessie.

is nice

i like awesome as a word..... splendid is to fancy :/

STabby StaBBy StAbby StaB

stab me all u like u cant kill my spirit lol

Splendid!!!!!

Don't stabby stab.

awesome licks!

Ok....

There are no words for the cataclysm that just took place in my brain.

A brain avalanche ?

Offers D some weed

It's a secret only given to the strong and worthy. You need many more levels before this ancient knowledge can be given.

LMAO

Awe-inspiring

Funny :-)

RAWRS and stuff :D

Nice pic. :-)

Double Rawrs and stuff

LMAO

that pic is worth a super meow!

No wonder he gets laid in the woods....

Very nice Dakota.

The woods. My home. My fun place.

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