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Red Dawn


So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Spaceballs

Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!

Magic Mike XXL


My name is Quintus Dias. I'm a fugitive of Rome, and this is neither the beginning nor the end of my story.

Centurion

You're not kissing me. You're just lying there like you want me to rape you!

The Dead Girl

There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up.

Little Miss Sunshine

If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.

Naked Lunch

But... just when He was about to start over, He realized that's what made them beautiful. They were a brilliant mistake.

The Order

I'm the one human being on this f*cking planet that doesn't rob, steal, cheat, and lie! That's why I'm considered weak!

Trainspotting.


Turbo interceptor. The only one in existance. She does very special things. Take care of her billy.

the wraith ?


i'm chaos,he's mayhem...together we are a double act.

Her

Okay, so once we take out the guards, Vicki will walk in dressed as Hoss, and then we'll just, you know, see what happens. You ready?

MacGruber

Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.

A Clockwork Orange!

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell?

Independence Day

I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

From Dusk Till Dawn

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

The Crow.

May all those who come here after us know, when they see this altar, that titans were once here.

Alexander

Eyes as dark as night... teeth filed to fangs... soulless.

300 (Excellent flick)

War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics.

Troy

We make films. We've been making them since we were little...

We make films. We've been making them since we were little...

Me and Earl and the dying girl

"Keep the change you filthy animal"

Home Alone

She used to look at me... this way, like really look... and I just knew I was there... that I existed.

She used to look at me... this way, like really look... and I just knew I was there... that I existed.

Super 8

I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.

Batman


That's my secret captain, i'm always angry.

The Avengers

I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

The Breakfast Club

Back over the line from fiction to reality. You can't just stop being insane whenever you want to. It's the the kind of thing that stays with you - forever.

The Fourth Kind


Humans - -think they own everything.
Probably American

Queen Of Baker Street

Because I love you. Because I love you and I never wanna to loose you and that's all. I love you from my heart, my soul, my mind. And I never let you down. All right? Because it was me. It was only me. And I'll tell them that, ok. It's over for me now. And I never gonna see you again.

Monster

You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...formaldehyde-face!

They Live

It doesn't sound like a house. It sounds like a dog.

It doesn't sound like a house. It sounds like a dog.

The Blob

I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment.

The Evil Dead

I faked a lung disease to get out of PE. So what? What are you, some kind of street shrink?

Milk

I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

The Producers (very funny movie)

Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

"The Slaughterhouse Factor Part Three: Death Strikes Thrice."

Kolobos

Look, why were you tryin' to hide from me the fact, that Mike was your boyfriend? Are all you girls today so STUPID?

Cannibal Ferox

Person one: "so what game are going to play?"

Person two: "is there a God."

The Addams Family

I shoot the dead. Dead bodies, that is. I don't kill them.

Road to Perdition

Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Wayne's World

Now listen carefully. This is a very important rule. This is the only rule. You get injured on the field, you better make sure you die.

Now listen carefully. This is a very important rule. This is the only rule. You get injured on the field, you better make sure you die.

Edge of Tomorrow

Things happen here about, they don't tell about. I see things. You see, they say that it's just an old man talking. You laugh at an old man, it's them that laughs and knows better.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Guys, you are without a doubt the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasites I've ever met.

Guys, you are without a doubt the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasites I've ever met.

Chicken Run

Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

Reservoir Dogs

Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Growing up in the country doesn't doom anybody to good behavior. Most of the really interesting murderers come from derelict farms.

A Home at the End of the World

I tried to do everything I could for you, even though I knew, deep down inside, you would bury me.

Titanic????

They said that my father died on impact and I was the one screaming

The Fast and the Furious

There are only two things in life that are really wrong: remorse and illness. When I've recovered from them both, I'll go out in the world again.

T, Mine was Casino...

War and Peace

Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done on this side. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be griddle marks.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so that you can't blink when I stab you in the face.

Scream 4

Every day above ground is a good day.

Scarface

He wants to make you believe we're all going to run away and then he thinks you'll hire an overseer to watch us. He believes you are soft soap. He's given to such talk. I believe he's just made this story out of whole cloth, 'cause he wants to get a situation. It's all a lie, master, you may depend on't. It's all a lie.

12 Years a Slave

Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?

Stand By Me

You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues.

Being John Malkovich

On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...!
[Turns and makes grotesque face]

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

This beach was once a cannibal's banqueting hall, where the strong gorged on the weak. But the teeth, sir, they spat out, like you or I would expel a cherry stone.

Cloud Atlas

The sad news is that we will be heading for Nalic Nod with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real assholes.

Bad Taste

Hey! It's like a gas station! You pay before you pump!

8MM

Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.

Be Kind Rewind

1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Trainspotting

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f**king Poppins... LONDON.

Snatch

You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

Swingers

When your husband makes love to you, it's MY face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's MY breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties? May I ask why a beautiful woman who could have any man in this room wants to be married?

Eyes Wide Shut

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Fight Club


For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.

Brokeback Mountain

Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Troll 2

If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.

If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.

I Love You, Man

I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.

True Romance

Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

Reservoir Dogs

Admirable, my Lord. You, who would soon rule the world, allow a ghost to frighten you.

throne of blood

Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?

Hitman

Guys, I'm one of them. The people who put us here, I worked with them. I-I watched you guys for years. The entire time you've been here, I... I was on the other side of it.

Tron

Solitude brought out the worst in me. It gave me time to brood over the nature of things. I wondered how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day, and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?

Erm Lady Jig, mine was The Maze Runner. Anyway...

Threesome

You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!

White chicks

Person1: sorry love I gotta go save the world

Person2: if you save the world we can do it in the asshole

Person1: I will be right back

Kingsman

You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.

You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.

No Country for Old Men

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

Blade Runner



You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural!

The Great Dictator

After forty years with Julia, my approaching death holds few terrors for me.

The Robe

Immortals... they fail our king's test. And a man who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his spine.

300

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...

Blades of Glory

You see the valets over there? They're vampires. So's the doorman... and the whore on the corner.

Blade

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Shaun of the Dead

I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to really see a human being.

Monster's Ball

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Joe Dirt man

Unless you have a pact were he scrubs the porn off your laptop that I understand

R.I.P.D.

Sitting Bull live by three words: Keep bow tight, Keep arrow sharp,

T, mine was The Silence of the Lambs. Not sure where your getting your stuff from either but the only thing for your quote was something like R.I.P.D.

Annie Get Your Gun

Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Since when do two-bit hoods and hookers give out autographs?

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