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Let's all be serial killers and murderers in this thread.

I'll tie you upside down. Pluck your eyelids one by one, then your nails, and your teeth. I'll take my sweet time watching blood spill from your mouth. Then I'll prick needles into your fingers where your nails came off and just let 'em stay there.

You won't die no you won't. But it ain't over yet.

Lol, slow torture, tie you to a chair and make you listen to someone micromanage and critique your appearance, your body oder, your yelling volume (to loud, not loud enough), your hair, your weight, your muscle mass (or lack of) THEN
play it in an endless loop on video while your eyes are taped open.