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people don't walk anymore

They ride around on

bubbles with seats and

funny pink hair that's

that's a real eye

catcher to the locals

who see shrimp dancing

Around and singing to...

shaking hands and tails

turning on the sharks

who crowd around santa

santa the sea lion

and his mighty blubber

and he was beautiful

Despite his bad breath

the whole ocean danced

and then a Mermaid

Appeared with a golden

harpoon that she threw

in an arc through

some rocks that her

Were later discovered by

Tiny Martian men wearing

Gorilla costumes made with

entrails and sparkly feathers

That tickles ones nose

and makes them sneeze

to the chagrin of

all the sickly onlookers

the worst green mucus

And the others around

Started vomiting grape jelly

with surprised looks, while

patting their round bellies

and burping the alphabet

In tandem with farting

One of them yells....

oy vey this sticks

me in the hooha!

Not wanting to inhale

the green gas passing

All move with haste

some passing out on

their butts and becoming

secretly aroused by the

fear and filth they

created so they go

at one another like

WWE guys with their

shoes and start to

Dance like ferocious cats

Hiss and clawing like

madmen and chasing rats

in drag who wore

fishnets and red pumps.

and spoke pig latin

As their tongues were

inspired by divine madness

they handled poisonous snakes

to conspire with them

Against their female rivals

wearing spiked hooker heels

And doing cartwheels around

in circles for hours

them dragons could dance

Entrancing all onlooking creatures

The dragons' tails undulated

Moving with independent minds

suddenly they all slipped

Into trances of focus

and onto their asses

breaking spell over all

along with their tails

they then bit into

a few nice tacos

that came to life

and bit into tasty...

dragons who were unprepared

for this new multiverse.

Was unordinary and rare

yet also extraordinary and

anyway, it was messy

especially when everyone sings

country songs that makes

the gods vomit heavy

which is why there's

so many storms lately

and assholes running around

wearing masks, deluding themselves

Pretending to be acrobats

or even crafty ninjas

who jumps off buildings

only to die, making

Their self delusion complete

they go off grid

In their underpants and

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