The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Killed it with:

My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke (1978)

I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

The Visitor (2007)

 He had a life! Do you hear me? I mean, do YOU hear ME? What's the matter with you?

A History Of Violence

Richie... I'm here to make peace. Tell me what I have to do to make things right.

The Happening (2008)

You're not interested in what happened to the bees?

Captain Phillips

I came too far, I can't give up.

True Lies (1994)

What kind of a sick b*tch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?


Bloodsport

I love anything full contact. I need a few more scars on my face

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

We've been through hell together! We spent four years, FOUR YEARS fighting that virus, and then another four fighting each other! It was chaos... But you all know what we're up against. And I want you to know, it's not just about power. It's about giving us the hope to rebuild, to reclaim the world we lost!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?

Spaceballs (1987)

Its fucking voodoo magic man .

Predator 2

There's your killer. Wonderful isn't it? Pheromone signatures left by his body. These are scent molecules.

Aliens (1986)

We'd better get back 'cuz it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

The Last House On The Left

What'd you say Paige? Where did that come from all of a sudden?

Ghost Busters (1984)

I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

Trainspotting

Well, I'll come back with you if you like, but like, I'm not promising anything, you know

Father of the Bride (1991)

Armani don't also make "polyaster."

Zoolander 2 (2016)

Prison changed me! I'm bad to the core now!


Every Which Way but Loose (1978)

Twelve ribs, my ass!

A Home At The End of the World

You're better at it than I am! You're better qualified, so go! Go at it. Be their son, with my blessing!

French Kiss (1995)

No, everybody loves their mother. Even people who hate their mothers love their mothers. The question is, one man meant for one woman. That is the question.

Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

Hey, no need to resort to unnecessary violence. I was a little down on the money, you know, but I got a little money for you right here. But that's all I got.

Gran Torino (2008)

I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen?

Donnie Darko

She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.

The Final Girls (2015)

This can't be Heaven. Max is here and she's Jewish.

Tusk (2014)

The walrus is far more evolved than any man I've ever known. Present company included.

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f*cking bastard.

V For Vendetta

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Crossing Over (2009)

Since the atheist Gavin has little knowledge of Jewish religion, he recites instead a mishmash of prayers, blessings, hymns and non-religious songs in Hebrew]

The Manchurian Candidate

I'll recommend Sergeant Shaw for the Medal of Honor, sir. He saved our lives. He terminated the enemy. Led us across the desert to safety

Hollow Man (2000)

Oh, I'd suck the tits right off of you

When in Rome (2010)

But what if there was a guarantee that you'd never get hurt?

Black Swan (2010)

The truth is when I look at you all I see is the white swan. Yes you're beautiful, fearful, and fragile. Ideal casting. But the black swan? It's a hard fucking job to dance both.

Full Metal Jacket

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

Scarface (1983)

I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card... I'm gonna carve him up real nice.


The Green Inferno

to Lars about to pee next to her] This is the girls tree, find your own!

Knock Knock (2015)

 We have to punish you

District 9

There's no way of knowing whether or not Christopher Johnson will return. We don't know if he was simply escaping, whether he will effect a rescue plan, uh... and as the so-called free press says, whether or not he'll come back and declare war on us.

I Am Legend (2007)

He had this idea. It was kind of a virologist idea. He believed that you could cure racism and hate... literally cure it, by injecting music and love into people's lives. When he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally, a gunman came to his house and shot him down. Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang. When they asked him why - He said, "The people, who were trying to make this world worse... are not taking a day off. How can I? Light up the darkness."

The Outsiders (1983)

Robert Frost wrote it. I always remembered it because I never quite knew what he meant.

Wedlock (1991)

Sorry honey, but I did it for the money.

8mm

You trust me to take your money, but not your picture?

City of Angels (1998)

Well, did you use my pager? 'Cause I usually don't get my messages unless you beep me.

Just Cause

Oh man, now you must got me confused with some other idiot.

Lost in Translation (2003)

I am Jaguar Paw! This is my forest! My sons and their sons will hunt here after I am gone!

The Mummy (1999)

Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU! Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!

In Harms Way (1965)

Good-bye, Commander! Enjoy it!

How to Deal (2003)

So that's it? You just hate the way I walk and talk and look.

Lucy (2014)

I'd rather late than dead.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

To succeed in polite society, a young woman must be many things. Kind... well-read... and accomplished. But to survive in the world as WE know it, you'll need... other qualities.

The Danish Girl (2015)

I need to talk to my husband, and I need to hold my husband. Can you at least try?



Ex Machina

I'm gonna tear up the f*in' dance floor, dude. Check it out.

We Are Still Here (2015)

They say he was no more than a shell of a man at the end.

The Bling Ring

I'm a firm believer in Karma and I think this situation is a huge learning lesson for me... I want to lead a country one day for all I know.

The Gauntlet (1977)

Exactly. Reasonable suspicion. I can go anywhere I please if I have reasonable suspicion. Now if I have suspicion a felony's been committed, I can just walk right in here anytime I feel like it, 'cause I got this badge, I got this gun, and I got the love of Jesus right here in my pretty green eyes.

Cannibal Ferox

Why couldn't we have made it Acupulco, instead of this poison paradise?

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial.


Cannibal Holocaust

Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are.

Jerry Maguire (1996)

I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! A-ha-ha! Jerry, doesn't it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.

The Shining (1980)

Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.

Milk

If you say anything, about politics, or the campaign, or what speech you have to give, or anything, I swear to God I'm gonna stab you with this fork.

Help (1965)

It's the brain drain, his brain's draining.

The Big Lebowski

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

True Grit (2010)

If he is not in a shallow grave somewhere between here and Fort Smith he is gone. Long gone! Thanks to Mr. LaBeouf, we have missed our shot. He barked and the birds have flown. Gone. Gone. Gone! Lucky Ned and his cohort gone. Your fifty dollars gone. Gone the whiskey - seized in evidence. The trail is cold, if there ever was one. I'm a foolish old man who's been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trouser and a nincompoop. Mr. LaBeouf, he can wonder the Choctaw Nation for as long as he likes. Perhaps the local In'jins will take him in and honor his jibberings by making him chief. You, sister, may go where you like. Our engagement is terminated. I bow out.


The Hunt for Red October (1990)

It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive

Top Gun (1986)

His fitness report says it all. Flies by the seat of his pants, totally unpredictable.

Idiocracy

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

Picasso. Definitely Picasso.

Taken (2008)

Very fine. I suppose you want to see it again?

The Grey (2011)

I just had the clearest thought. I'm done. I'm done.

Flyboys (2006)

The young men who flew them became the first fighter pilots and a new kind of hero was born.

The Shawshank Redemption

There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

Far and Away (1992)

Stop right where you are! Don't flutter an eyelid! Or I'll stab ya! I'll stab ya through!

The Others (2001)

Like the back of my hand, that is assuming the walls haven't sprouted legs and moved in the meantime.

Last of the Mohicans

No, on the contrary. It is more deeply stirring to my blood than any imagining could possibly have been.

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Yeah, that's why none of the volunteers come back. They all get a pardon.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Means something to who? You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume. You're doing a play based on a book that was written 60 years ago, for a thousand rich old white people whose only real concern is gonna be where they go to have their cake and coffee when it's over. And let's face it, Dad, it's not for the sake of art. It's because you want to feel relevant again. Well, there's a whole world out there where people fight to be relevant every day. And you act like it doesn't even exist! Things are happening in a place that you willfully ignore, a place that has already forgotten you. I mean, who the fuck are you? You hate bloggers. You make fun of Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't. It's not important. You're not important. Get used to it.

Fools Parade (1971)

I'll see you in hell, first!

The Town

If we get jammed up, we're holding court on the street.

Argo (2012)

It's got horses in it, it's a western.

Inception

'Cause there was still some time on the clock and you can't wake up from within a dream unless you die.

Gorillas in the Mist

I am the finest tracker. This man is not as good as me. Him is a great liar. Me - I'm the best.

The Cold Light of Day (2012)

The only thing keeping your family alive right now is their captivity.

Captivity

Why do good things happen to bad people? That's the mystery.

House of Wax (2005)

Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Nothing personal.


On Golden Pond (1981)

Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it.

Monster-in-Law (2005)

Are you gonna keep me away?

The Italian Job (2003)

You see those columns behind you?

The Langoliers

Because if you don't shut your cakehole, you bloody idiot, I'll be happy to demonstrate his Vulcan sleeper-hold for you.

American History X

Seth... Hey man you going to Cam's party tonight?

Cloverfield (2008)

We got a bite!

Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.

Oops Lol sorry

Daybreakers

Yeah well, life is a bitch ain't it? Then you don't die.

Gattaca (1997)

"Consider God's handiwork; who can straighten what He hath made crooked?" - Ecclesiastes 7:13

Get Shorty

I'm from Miami-fuckin'-Beach and you wanna show me the ocean, huh? And what about sun, does it ever shine around here, or is this smog around all the time?

Thor (2011)

We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...

The Green Mile

Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

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