The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Bobby, leave Doug alone. He's a democrat. He doesn't believe in guns.

Monkey Shines

You can't fire me can you? You know that if anyone around here is going to strike gold, it's going to be me.

Demolition Man (1993)

No free rides!

Toy Soldiers (1991)

According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

It hurts... I need air...

Howard The Duck

No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!

Blindness (2008)

You of all people... born blind should understand empathy... and human decency.

Any Given Sunday

That's what a leader's about: sacrifice. The times he's gotta sacrifice because he's gotta lead, by example. Not by fear and not by self-pity.

The Goonies

No pen. No write. No sign!

Lord of the Flies

Lord of the Flies

We can't have kids stealing and just running wild. We're going to have to have stricter rules and hand out demerits... I guess.

Alive (1993)

Do you know what it is that we've lived this long the way we have? Seventy days? That we climbed this mountain. You know what it is? It's impossible. It's impossible and we did it. I'm proud to be a man on a day like this. Alive. That I lived to see it, and see it in such a place. Take it in. I love you, man. Look, it's magnificent. It's God. And it'll carry us over every stone, I swear. I swear to you.

Away All Boats (1956)

Boski, where were you going? Why didn't you report directly to me? What are you doing aboard?

The Devil's Advocate (1997)

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

The King's Speech

Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!


Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

Pulp Fiction

Yeah, I'm ready to blow.

Get Him To The Greek

What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.


Monster Inc.

Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are!

A Home At The End of The World

I was not ladylike, nor was I manly. I was something else altogether. There were so many different ways to be beautiful.

Fried Green Tomatoes

That's right, you gump-face, blown up, baboon-assed bastard!

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.

The Karate Kid (1984)

In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.

Kickass

That's not me,by the way. That's some Armenia guy with a history of mental health problems.

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.

Friday After Next

Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, Top Flight Security. Merry christmas motherfucker!

The Quiet Man (1952)

There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate... except those in your own mercenary little heart!

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

I want to talk about loyalty, Toby. Control recruited you, didn't he? He found you starving in a museum in Vienna, a wanted man. He saved your life, I heard. And yet, when the time came... when it came to picking sides between him and Alleline, you didn't hesitate. It's understandable, perhaps, with your war experience. You survived this long, I suppose, because of your ability to change sides, to serve any master.

Runaway Train (1985)

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger!

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

You know I'm just saying, you know you're up in a motorman's cab... so that means you know you're on the radio, which means that you're an easy target. You gotta know the drill.

Unstoppable (2010)

You're breaking up... sorry... you're... this garbage is

Gone Girl

Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.

K-19 The Widowmaker (2002)

All compartments: report readiness!

Taken (2008)

You come to this country, take advantage of the system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your arrogance offends me. And for that the rate just went up 10%.

Naked Lunch

Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.

Arachnophobia (1990)

Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.

Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

[the Devil's car's computer monitor reads the following about Bobby Shelton: "WATCHED OVER BY GOD APRIL 19, 1960"] Sorry, pal. He asked for me. That's the rules: He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?

Twilight

I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.

Still Alice (2014)

Hi, Alice. I'm you. And I have something very important to say to you. Huh... I guess you've reached that point when you can answer any of your questions.

Patriot Games

They survived it. I can't say it any plainer than that. It doesn't matter. Your trip served its purpose.

Blade Runner (1982)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.


Short Circuit (1986)

Is that a 'yes' or the number of your intelligence quotient, uh?

Cocoon (1985)

Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not taking half the money.

School Of Rock

Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in your blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

Escape From New York (1981)

The President is dead, you got that? Somebody's had him for dinner!

Lucky Number Slevin

My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

Hellraiser

You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.

Candyman (1992)

Be my victim.

Starship Troopers

You disapprove? Well, too bad! We're in this war for the species, boys and girls. It's simple numbers. They have more. And every day I have to make decisions that send hundreds of people like you to their deaths.

Full Metal Jacket

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying ...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

I smell bullshit.

Eyes Wide Shut

Honey, have you seen my wallet?

The Glass House (2001)

Yeah, it's called self-pity. Complicated by having no backbone.

We're the Millers

Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on "one."

The Coneheads (1993)

Pretty cheap, Conehead.

The Blues Brothers (1980)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

The Covenant (2006)

Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

White Heat (1949)

I've been promised a vacation. You remember?

The Forest (2016)

You're not real! You're not real! You're not real!

Deadpool

It's kind of lonesome back here.

Buried (2010)

You show blood, or they show blood.

The African Queen (1951)

Nothin' a man can't do if he sets his mind to it. Never say die. That's my motto!

Stargate (1994)

It's got a harness, it's domesticated

Philadelphia

Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Joe Miller: I don't know.
Andrew Beckett: A good start.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Dead Calm

You know what I'd love for lunch? Fresh asparagus, then, um, pasta - angel hair pasta with heaps of basil, garlic, olive oil and, um, apple pie. Yeah. Uh, John, have you got a towel?

The Employer (2013)

All right. Well, we've got a lot of work to do. I think it's time we got our hands dirty, don't you?

Enemy Mine

It is not longer my life that matters. I am not fat, I am not lazy. Davidge... I await a new life.

Pandorum (2009)

We're not out on the belt collecting data. And we're not hauling cargo. We *are* the cargo.

Spies Like Us

Are there any Paraguayans here?

The Great Outdoors (1988)

He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?

Timbuktu (2014)

I'm Abdelkarim's driver. I have a message from him: "He can't do anything to help. It's over".

Leviafan (2014)

All power comes from God. As long as it suits Him, fear not.

Gods and Generals (2003)

Mr. Smith, my religious faith teaches me that God has already fixed the time of my death; therefore, I think not of it. I am as calm in battle as I would be in my own parlor. God will come for me in his own time.

Bridge of Spies

"Nature, Mr. Allnutt, is what we were put on this earth to rise above."

African Queen

All this fool talk about The Louisa. Goin' down the river...

No Country For Old Men

"I know an awful lot of people, and until one of them dies, l couldn't possibly know anyone else."

Charade

Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?

Backdraft (1991)

I waited. I woulda waited.

9

We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us quicker to our doom. Our world is ending. But life must go on.

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Open Water

Hey Don. It's Daniel. Listen, don't put the boiler in until I get back. The framing inspection isn't for a couple of weeks, so we've got plenty of time. And I'll check in with you guys in a couple of days, OK? Take care. Bye.

The House on Sorority Row (1983)

I'm a sea pig...

Quarantine

So, let's just pretend you're five years old and on fire.

Animal House.

Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

Fantastic Four (2005)

Rocky horror picture show

ITS CLOBBERING TIME

Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?


Daredevil (2003)

Yeah, I want a bloody costume.

The Party (1968)

All right, cut it! Cut it!

The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".

L.A. Confidential

I see Bud because I want to. I see Bud because he can't hide the good inside of him. I see Bud because he treats me like Lynn Bracken and not some Veronica Lake look-alike who fucks for money.

Bless the Child (2000)

I've never fired a gun before, but I'll bet at this range I'm dead-on.

Momento

If we can't make memories, we can't heal.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

This box is full of stuff that almost killed me.

The Purge

Tonight allows people a release for all the hatred and violence that they keep up inside them.

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

It's your job to make sure kids don't drown!

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

I'm just the crazy slut with a dead husband!

Hannibal (2001)

Just my freedom. You'd take that from me.

Paranoia (2013)

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