The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Well I killed the last one

TVBM likes Mexican food

no

TVBM is embarrassed easily

nope

TVBM is an avid collector of matchbooks

No

TVBM can rollerskate or rollerblade

rollerskate yes, never rollerbladed

TVBM can do the Lambada (the forbidden dance)

No but i'd love to learn!

TVBM dances while doing chores

damn straight, it's themullet dance

TVBM does chores in the nude

I have before lol

TVBM really likes vamps

yes

tvbm likes football

yes

TVBM likes basketball

yes

tvbm is happy to see fall starting

yes

TVBM drives a truck

no

TVBM can run a marathon

No

TVBM can bench press 300 lbs

No

TVBM is a poet

i suspect my soul is

TVBM likes peanut butter

no

TVBM has or has had an STD

no

tvbm is a virgin

nope

TVBM likes the smell of new carpet

No

TVBM

Lives in a farm

no

TVBM has kissed their cousin intimately

No


TPBM

Wears high heels

hell no

TVBM cross dresses

No way lol

TVBM has skinny dipped

yes

TVBM likes to run naked through the woods

No but i've done other things in the woods

TVBM loves thunderstorms

yes

TVBM has had sex in the woods

Yes i have lol

TVBM loves Autumn season

yes, i do

TVBM gets naked and dances around a camp fire

No but i would lol

TVBM has thought about pushing someone in said campfire

wouldn't be in the woods with anyone like that... of course a shovel, bleach, chainsaw.....

TVBM smokes pot

Nope, blood is my only drug!


TVBM is quixotic

yes, I would say so... as it involves one

TVBM is a hard worker

Well I'm a Mama, so yes I am.

Tvmb is a good singer.

nope

TVBM sits in the bathtub and farts and then pops the bubbles with her/his nose

nope

TVBM likes beer

no

tvbm is fit

Nope. Smoker.

TVBM has a good sense of humor.

yep

TVBM has a waist larger than 34

nope

tvbm has no concept of rules

Human ones yes. Vampiric ones, nope.

TVBM practices spiritual stuff sometimes

yes

TVBM ain't themullet

No. No i'm not. lol

TVBM listens to country music

no

tvbm has Gangrene

yes, my cock fell off

TVBM likes cheerios

Sometimes. lol

TVBM eats popcorn for the drama

i like popcorn

TVBM has big hooters

who told?

TVBM has gingivitis

what the fuck is that

TVBM tries to confuse themullet

no lol it's gum disease

TVBM has gum disease

no, I have all 20 teeth

TVBM likes music

Very much

TVBM hates fast food

Nope, love it.

Tvbm loves scotch.

nope

tvbm has many pet pieves

Not too many.

TVBM is a coven mentor

no but an assistant house master ;)

TVBM is an assistant mentor master

no

TVBM has an ant farm

nope

TVBM lives on a farm

No

Tvbm love pancakes

no

tvbm will dress up for Halloween

No

Tvbm love to read

All the time

TVBM hates Mondays

well, yeah

TVBM has normal blood pressure

No i don't and typically some psychics have issues with blood pressure and other physical ailments like i do.

TVBM is not a vampy

so true

TVBM likes pie

Oh yes i do

TVBM likes rock music

some times
the tvbm is good in science

no

TVBM likes to fish

Sometimes, yes.

Tvbm likes to go clubbing.

nope i dont like people


tvbm likes people

no

TVBM has a lot of disappointment in her/his life

wow you got that right ....
the tvbm is good at reading peoples minds

umm no

tvbm likes disney movies

Nah im more of a pixar person

TVBM likes pirates

Not really

TVBM has a pet.

3 cats and one kitten =^.^=

TVBM bites their lovers on occasion

My lover isn't close enough for that...YET lol

TVBM loves this time of year

I prefer winter (the least sunlight v--v)

TVBM is an introvert

Didn't use to be..but I guess I am now

TVBM loves his/her job.

sure

TVBM is a trustworthy friend to have

I would so.

TVBM had oatmeal for breakfast

No


TVBM

Drinks tea

not really.

TVBM smokes

A pipe occasionally

TVBM

Drinks Vodka

yes

TVBM likes turkey

no

TVBM is poly-amorous

No

TVBM likes to eat sweets

only blood sweet blood

TVBM is dyslexic

No


TVBM

Is in love

very much so with my wife ...
tvbm is good at reading

Yes


TVBM

Drank coffee this morning

Yep

TVBM loves to hangout with friends

no

TVBM hunts with a crossbow

No but i would enjoy it if i had one lol

TVBM has a boat

no

TVBM has claws

No but i plan to lol

TVBM needs more donors

I have a steady one :) but if he's cute and clean, sure he can donate :) haha


TVBM is a donor

Only to my beloved :D

TVBM got Hurricane Matthew their way

no

TVBM likes to mow the grass

No but a riding mower is fine lol

TVBM likes to plant gardens

No haha I can't keep anything alive long enough to have a garden

TVBM is artistic

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