The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

ryan lochte - kill
bryce harper - marry
buster posey - shag

Gerard Butler
Katy Perry
Tyler Perry

shag Gerard Butler
marry Katy Perry
kill Tyler Perry

jeff daniel phillips
rob zombie
gary sinise

jeff daniel phillips - kill
rob zombie - marry
gary sinise - shag

Amber Rose
Ruby Rose
Axl Rose

Amber Rose
Ruby Rose
Axl Rose

kevin bacon
keifer sutherland
richard gere

shag Amber Rose
marry Ruby Rose
kill Axl Rose

sorry about that

kevin bacon - marry
keifer sutherland - shag
richard gere - kill

Lee Daniels
Jennifer Lawrence
Queen Latifah

kill Lee Daniels
marry Jennifer Lawrence
shag Queen Latifah


lydia lunch
marilyn manson
steven tyler

lydia lunch - kill
marilyn manson - marry
steven tyler - shag

Kristen Stewart
Kristen Bell
FKA Twigs

shag Kristen Stewart
marry Kristen Bell
kill FKA Twigs

patrick stewart
rick pitino
robert pattinson

patrick stewart - shag
rick pitino - kill
robert pattinson - marry

Dwayne Johnon
Debbie Harry
Paula Poundstone

kill Dwayne Johnon
marry Debbie Harry
shag Paula Poundstone

nicholas cage
rand paul
chris christie

KILL Jennifer Garner
SHAG Jennie Garth
MARRY Jennifer Aniston

Ben Affleck
Sylvester Stallone
Brad Pitt

Ben Affleck - shag
Sylvester Stallone - kill
Brad Pitt - marry

Eva Mendes
Ashley Graham
Christina Hendricks

MARRY Eva Mendes
SHAG Ashley Graham
KILL Christina Hendricks

Jon Hamm
Vincent Kartheiser
Aaron Staton

Jon Hamm - kill
Vincent Kartheiser - shag
Aaron Staton - marry

Meryl Streep
Viola Davis
Alicia Vikander

SHAG Meryl Streep
KILL Viola Davis
MARRY Alicia Vikander

Armie Hammer
Henry Cavill
Louise Hazel

Armie Hammer - shag
Henry Cavill - marry
Louise Hazel - kill

Alicia Silverstone
Liv Tyler
Christina Applegate

MARRY Alicia Silverstone
SHAG Liv Tyler
KILL Christina Applegate


David Faustino
Ted McGinley
Jonathon Schaech

David Faustino - kill
Ted McGinley - shag
Jonathon Schaech - marry

Adelle
Rihanna
Beyonce

MARRY Adelle
KILL Rihanna
SHAG Beyonce


Wade Garrett
Alice Cooper
Nick Saban

Wade Garrett- marry
Alice Cooper - shag
Nick Saban - kill


Jordana Brewster
Lea Michele
Mindy Kaling

MARRY Jordana Brewster
SHAG Lea Michele
KILL Mindy Kaling

Chris Messina
Mike Mussina
Ed Weeks

Chris Messina - shag
Mike Mussina - kill
Ed Weeks - marry

Aaron Rogers
Tom Brady
Russell Wilson

Aaron Rogers
Tom Brady
Russell Wilson

All guys, euuwwww

KILL Aaron Rogers
MARRY Tom Brady
SHAG Russell Wilson

justin timberlake
khloe kardashian
joseph fiennes

justin timberlake - kill
khloe kardashian - shag
joseph fiennes -marry

Lauren Conrad
Brittany Spears
Hillary Swank

Lauren Conrad - Shag
Brittany Spears - Marry
Hillary Swank - Kill :D


Leonardo DiCaprio
Will Ferrell
Biggie Smalls :D

Leonardo DiCaprio - marry
Will Ferrell - shag
Biggie Smalls :D - Kill

Mary J. Blige
Sophia Rose Stallone
Jennifer Nettles

SHAG Mary J. Blige
MARRY Sophia Rose Stallone
KILL Jennifer Nettles


Sage Stallone
Kristian Bush
Chris Young

Sage Stallone RIP - kill (he's already dead anyway)
Kristian Bush - shag
Chris Young - marry

(LETS NOT POST DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Naomi Watts
Priyanka Chopra
Sadie Calvano

My bad on that one

SHAG Naomi Watts
MARRY Priyanka Chopra
KILL Sadie Calvano

William Fichtner
Joey Lawrence
John Stamos

William Fichtner - kill
Joey Lawrence - shag
John Stamos - marry

Victoria Justice
Ariana Grande
Lorde

Marry-victoria justice
Shag- lorde
Kill- ariana grande

Demi lovato
Pete wentz
Avril lavigne

Demi lovato - kill
Pete wentz - marry
Avril lavigne - shag

Sebastian Stan
Gal Gadot
Chris Evans

Sebastian Stan
Gal Gadot
Chris Evans

SHAG Sebastian Stan
MARRY Gal Gadot
KILL Chris Evans



Roobert Downey Jr
Harry Connick Jr
Bruce Willis

Roobert Downey Jr - marry
Harry Connick Jr - shag
Bruce Willis - kill

Leslie Jones
Tia Mowry
Kate Moss

SHAG Leslie Jones
KILL Tia Mowry
MARRY Kate Moss


Johnny Depp
Billy Zane
Jamie Dornan

Johnny Depp - marry
Billy Zane - shag
Jamie Dornan - kill

Ta'Rhonda Jones
Amy Willerton (model/actress)
Rashida Jones

KILL Ta'Rhonda Jones
SHAG Amy Willerton (model/actress)
MARRY Rashida Jones


chris pratt
adam scott
lucy pargeter

chris pratt - marry
adam scott - shag
lucy pargeter - kill

(I don't for chris pratt really)

Casey Affleck
Shailene Woodley
Radha Mitchell

KILL Casey Affleck
MARRY Shailene Woodley
SHAG Radha Mitchell


Gerard Butler
Rachel Ticotan
Cole Hauser

Gerard Butler - marry
Rachel Ticotan - kill
Cole Hauser - shag

Gisele Bündchen
Bridget Moynahan
Adrianne Palicki

SHAG Gisele Bündchen
KILL Bridget Moynahan
MARRY Adrianne Palicki

Kelly Slater
Matt Ryan
Tom Brady

Kelly Slater - kill
Matt Ryan - marry
Tom Brady - shag

Sheena Easton
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany

KILL Sheena Easton
SHAG Debbie Gibson
MARRY Tiffany


Joey McIntire
Donnie Wahlberg
Sam George

Marry Donnie
Shag Joey
Kill Sam

Nicolas Cage
Tom Hanks
Jack Nicolson

Nicolas Cage - shag
Tom Hanks - marry
Jack Nicolson - kill (sorry)

Tom Cruise
Samantha Futerman
Laverne Cox.

Tom Cruise
Samantha Futerman
Laverne Cox

shag Tom Cruise
kill Samantha Futerman
marry Laverne Cox


matt mcgorry
pablo schreiber
taryn manning

matt mcgorry - Shag
pablo schreiber - Marry
taryn manning - Kill

Yolanda Hadid
Lisa Rinna
Lisa Vanderpump

marry Yolanda Hadid
kill Lisa Rinna
shag Lisa Vanderpump


eddie cibrian
harry hamlin
mauricio umansky

eddie cibrian - marry
harry hamlin - kill
mauricio umansky - shag

Rooney Mara
Anya Taylor-Joy
Kate Mara

shag Rooney Mara
kill Anya Taylor-Joy
marry Kate Mara


james mcivoy
ralph ineson
kim director

kill Betty White
marry Sandra Bullock
shag Glenn Close

josh hutcherson
liam hemsworth
anthony reynolds

josh hutcherson - marry
liam hemsworth - kill (he's marrying that skank miley virus!)
anthony reynolds - shag

Megan Boone
Mozhan Marnò
Rachel Brosnahan

kill Megan Boone
marry Mozhan Marnò
shag Rachel Brosnahan


ryan eggold
amir arison
diego klatterhoff

kill Mary J. Blige
shag Rachel McAdams
marry Sienna Miller


balthazar getty
jude law
george barker

balthazar getty - kill
jude law - marry
george barker - skipped as he's a politick

NO MORE POLITICIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why don't you listen???????

Judah Friedlander
Tom Cruise
Scott Adsit

(wrong george barker)

shag Judah Friedlander
marry Tom Cruise
kill Scott Adsit


tj miller
alan tudyk
chris o'dowd

tj miller - kill
alan tudyk - marry
chris o'dowd - shag

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham
Dascha Polanco
Lauren Ash

Ashley Graham- Shag
Dascha Polanco- Marry
Lauren Ash- Kill

Wesley Snipes
Gary Oldman
Luke Evans

Wesley Snipes - shag
Gary Oldman - kill
Luke Evans - marry

Chris Evans
Chris Pine
Chris O'Donnell