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Patch Adams

A.I Artificial Intelligence

Girls on dog? Gay sex, man? Anything you want, you get. I hook you up, man.

The Hurt Locker

Quiz Show


You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...

Batman

Gung Ho

Yeah, he spoke to me about that, and I directed him to, uh, ask you about your dick cheese. See if that would maybe help.

The Comedy

Transformers

I'm Robert Alexander the third, but you can call me Moose. I dance with their crew.

Friends with Benefits

At the end of the day we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses.

Ronin

Casino

There's one thing you ought to know, Professor: Nemo's cracked. I've yet to see the day you can make a deal with a mad dog. So while you're feeding him sugar, I'll be figuring a plan to muzzle him.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Greedy

Raffaella, will you have sex with us in our bathtub? It's an experiment.

Dead Ringers

Die Hard With A Vengeance

Hear me now! This place is cursed, damned, and yes, your master is the devil! Get out while you can! You are all free men! You hear me?

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Gridlock'd

He's still the young idealist you used to be, still sees good and bad in black and white and men as sinners or saints but never both and feels superior in the knowledge that you no longer can distinguish the two. That's what drives you to it. To try to stick the knife in. There is a kind of snobbery in failure like the twist to the mouth of a drunk.

All the King's Men

Terminal Velocity

For eight minutes the world would still be bright and it would still feel warm.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Dirty Work

May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?

The Producers

Old School


Where the hell did you go to take that piss? Moscow?

The Dream Team

Goodfellas

Excuse me. One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude. He ate my sister-in-law

Hotel Transylvania

The Waterboy


I wasn't never worth shit. Never did anything I actually wanted to do, was all I could do to do what other folks thought I should do. I wasn't never myself.

Moonlight

Miami Vice

"My foot, singular, hurts" is an intriguing statement. "My feet, plural, hurt" is a rather sordid admission.

The Moon Is Blue

My Blue Heaven

It's an endless parade of horny housewives begging for your man meat.

The Wrestler

The Toxic Avenger (crazy film)

Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her

Drop Dead Fred

Gremlins 2

Tomorrow millions of people will curse me, but fate has taken its course.

Downfall

Nosferatu the Vampyre

It's a matter of principle. I was mistaken. I have found it impossible to believe that there is any man in the world so lacking in moral feeling as Hitler that the world may be hurled for a second time into the abyss of destructive war.

The King's Speech

Terminator Salvation

Look around you. In the 7th cavalry, we've got a captain from the Ukraine; another from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics, Cherokee Indians. Jews and Gentiles. All Americans. Now here in the states, some of you in this unit may have experienced discrimination because of race or creed. But for you and me now, all that is gone. We're moving into the valley of the shadow of death, where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours. And you won't care what color he is, or by what name he calls God. They say we're leaving home. We're going to what home was always supposed to be. Now let us understand the situation. We are going into battle against a tough and determined enemy.

[pauses]

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

We Were Soldiers

Braveheart

Shoot me then. Help me or shoot me, make a decision. Make a decision.

The Manchurian Candidate

Source Code

Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill'em, bury'em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they'd tortur'em first, I don't know why. Maybe the television set was broke.

No Country for Old Men

Natural Born Killers

When a Cimmerian feels thirst, it is a thirst for blood. When he feels cold, it is the cold edge of steel. For the courage of a Cimmerian is tempered: he neither fears death... nor rushes foolishly to meet it. To be a Cimmerian warrior, you must have both cunning and balance as well as speed and strength.

Conan the Barbarian

Tales from the Hood

Lambs without a shepherd, shepherd without a flock. It is your sins which hold you here!

Silent Hill

lol sorry wrong thread!!!!!!!!!

Dumb and Dumber

F*ck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.

Gone Girl

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

A pussycat is born to be whipped.

Orgy of the Dead

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Stale beer. Fat f*cked, smoked out. Cowpoked. Sequined mountain ladies. I love your wall. Put your arms around me. Fiddly digits, itchy britches. I love you all.

Frank

Adaptation.

Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?

Blazing Saddles

Spaceballs

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

Pulp Fiction

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

I thought he was the better man. I know now he's not. Just got more money.

Indecent Proposal

Nothing But Trouble

Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!

Yes Man

Ace Ventura

I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Blazing Saddles

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

You know when I was overseas, when you used to sleep with a prostitute, they would squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle to see if you had any diseases. And if you went, "Ooooowww" it means you got something 'cause the cuts burn. I never went "Ooooowww" but one time.

Bad Grandpa

Jackass: The Movie

We don't know what the f*ck's out there.

Alien: Covenant

Inglourious Basterds

Western tradition mistakenly assumes that the greatest evils of mankind arise from selfishness. But in our century, evil has proven to be more radical than was previously thought. And we now know that the truest evil, the radical evil, has nothing to do with selfishness or any such understandable, sinful motives. Instead, it is based on the following phenomenon: making human beings superfluous as human beings.

Hannah Arendt

Insurgent

Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.

Bruce Almighty

Liar Liar

Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

The Godfather: Part II

Scarface

Hey, Ritch, why buy the cow when everybody else is gettin' the milk and steaks for free?

Summer of Sam

The Replacement Killers

And Camilla, when I said "greaser" to you, it was not my heart that spoke, but the quivering of an old wound. And I am ashamed of the terrible thing I have done.

Ask the Dust

JFK

Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.

Arsenic and Old Lace

Rear Window

I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!

Horrible Bosses 2

Office Space

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

Miss Congeniality

Airheads

And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding,

Carrie

Swordfish

I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.

Pretty in Pink ("The Duck" No Skynet required)

The Breakfast Club

I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

Fight Club (No Skynet required)

Cool World

I sound like Barry White's illegitimate, white grandson!

Taxi

Any Given Sunday

To be brutally honest, I think you have a morbid desire to burn in hell.

Along Came a Spider

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