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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day - Vincent Van Gogh

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.-Buddha

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.” —Louis L’Amour

He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore. - Sigmund Freud

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced" Soren Kirkegaard

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.-Friedrich Nietzsche

I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth. - Stephen Hawking

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Life is warfare. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. :)

I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live. - Oscar Wilde

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve

The sovereign is called a tyrant who knows no laws but his caprice. - Voltaire

Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions- unknown

I would not kill my enemies, but I will make them get down on their knees. I will, I can, I must. - Maria Callas

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly. - R. Buckminster Fuller

“Why not really be honest and if you are going to create a god in your image, why not create that god as yourself.” ~ 1969 Anton Lavey, The Satanic Bible

"It has become so easy for a man to get everything he wants in this country that the pioneering spirit and the will for self-determination has been weakened. There is danger associated with unearned gifts. The gifts of personal liberty and the right to free Enterprise, which were provided by the founders of this nation, have come so easily that the people have begun to mistake their privileges for their license to expect something for nothing." -Carnegie

Death is not the worst that can happen to men. - Plato

I am I, and I wish I weren't. - Aldous Huxley (from his novel 'Brave New World')

Chocolate is not the be-all and end-all of life....it's more important than that

The Chocoholics Little Book of Quotes

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

i dont have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination

Anon

The ego is not master in its own house. - Sigmund Freud

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln

To try to become happy is to try to build a machine with no other specifications than it shall run noiselessly. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. - Khalil Gibran

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. - Blaise Pascal

We are only falsehood, duplicity, contradiction; we both conceal and disguise ourselves from ourselves. - Blaise Pascal

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell, you see I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

When all is said and done....there's more said than done

Anon

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

"Women, turn them upside down, they all look like sisters." -My Mother

One that is willing, can endure anything

aym

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I wake to a darkness in which I myself must follow endlessly

RD

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. - Friedrich Nietzsche

'Tis better to give, than to receive'

Anon

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper. - T. S. Eliot

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

when deciding between two evils, i choose the one that gets me spanked the quickest

Anon

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. - Albert Einstein

"Esoteric Buddhism is a portal that transcends all space in an instant. With it, you can surely attain Buddha-hood whilst you are alive." -Kobo Daishi

Nature does nothing in vain. - Aristotle

i've always been crazy, but its kept me from going insane

Waylon Jennings

Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless. - Friedrich Nietzsche

To the wicked, everything serves as pretext. - Voltaire

if it hurts you more than it does them then you are holding the Taser wrong

Anon

The path to Inner Peace begins with four words....Not My Fucking Problem

Anon

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on. - Henry Rollins

'I am not as dumb as you think i am. i am as dumb as i want you to think i am.'

Anon

When we are born we cry that we are to come to this great stage of fools. - William Shakespeare

Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop tripple dipped in Psycho?

Anon

We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

Fighting Online is so stupid. i mean what are you gonna do....bust a CAPSLOCK on me?

Anon

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane. - Jackie Kennedy

a good friend will help you hide the body

a best friend will make sure there are no witnesses

Anon

My line? My most effective one is to tell a girl she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It seldom works. - quote from the movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

If you are going to create a god in your image, why not create that god as yourself. - Anton Lavey

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookis in the world

The Cookie Monster

Dreaming is nursed in darkness. - Jean Genet

would you like a jelly babie?

Tom Baker....aka Dr Who

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining. - Stephen Hawking

God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another. - Hamlet to Ophelia (Hamlet: Act 3 Scene 1 Page 6)

a chain is only as strong as its weekest link

(dont remember who said that)

A cat only has itself. - V. S. Naipaul

When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you are stupid

Sam Peckett

The truthful man is usually a liar. - Alfred Nobel

to err is human, to forgive divine

Anon

This is indeed a clash of civilisations, not between Islam and Christendom but between reason and superstition. - Polly Toynbee

The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led. - Edgar Allan Poe

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerges into the light. - Helen Keller

"You wouldnt know style if it pitched a tent in your ass." Romeo, aka Clifton Collins Jr. The Boondock Saints II : Allsaints Day

Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. - Aristotle

We look upon the enemy of our souls as a conquered foe, so he is, but only to God, not to us. - Oswald Chambers