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Welcome to a playful game where we imagine what life would be like if our pets were in charge! This is a fun, lighthearted thread where you can share what kind of world your furry (or scaly, or feathery) friend would create if they had absolute power.

The Rules:
• One sentence per post
• Every sentence must begin with "If my pet ran the world,"
• Describe what life would be like under their rule
• Don't have a pet? No problem—invent one!
• No commentary on other posts—just add your own sentence and move on

Let's see what kind of chaos (or paradise) our pets would create!

I'll start us off:

"If my pet ran the world, everyone would nap at noon and breakfast would be served all day."