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So.....

Here's a story fer yall.........



Years ago I walked into my home away from home... my fave waterin hole.....;)



Really slow nite, but one o' my friends wuz sittin at da bar............ caressing a draft beer......



I asked him.... "Hey Derek! Wanna play quarters?" (for those of u who might not know this game scroll to end of story)....



He said, "Sure, Mandi... lez play...."



He goes to order me a beer.... unbeknownst to him, I had popped out my left eyeball (it's fake)... popped it offa da bar, and it landed right into his glass of beer.....



He still had his back to me.... He was like, "DAYUM, gurl.... dat wuz a great shot".......



He goes to fish the 'quarter' out of his beer...... then he sees that there is an actual eyeball starin up at him......



that boy turned 3 sheets o' white and bout passed right out........... lol.... never tried dat un agin......... wuz sceert dat boy wuz gonna hurt hisself......... fer real......







QUARTERS DRINKING GAME:



put some adult beverage in a glass.....

bounce a quarter... or a coin off of a table top...

object is to hop one time into glass....

whoever gets the coin in glass gets to tell another person to drink what's in glass....

You would be AMAZED at how fast a 6pk or more can disappear this way.......... :D