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Chicken Breasts05:20 Sep 06 2011
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My fiance and I were sitting in the KFC in town where he is anticipating being hired. He is a breast man, you would know so if you ever actually saw me. The thought struck me and I can never hold my tongue. The words simply jumped out at him.
"Hun, when you get hired here I better not catch you feeling up those chicken breasts."
His head hit the table with a loud thump and I stole a piece of chicken from him.
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COMMENTS
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ChessMaster
09:08 Sep 06 2011
LMAO
sippa
13:06 Sep 25 2018
OMG....LMFAO!!!!
you're lucky he's not a thigh man as well