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I am pleased to announce that this afternoon in a private garden ceremony Mr Lawn Moer wed Ms. W. Whacker. Joined by their friends and family Ms Dandy Lion , Sir Black N. Decker, Close and personal freind Weed B Gone and the entire Clover Allover family watched the ceremony under a pretty early morning sky.

After the ceremony many Pollen balloons burst into the air flying high over the joyous occasion.

This is Ms Whackers third marraige her first was to the well known John Deer. The marraige Didn't last very long after he called it quits when he could no longer tolerate her work with Lec Tricity. After a short courtship with Mr Sno Blower she got hitched again in a huge ceremony in the very popular Back Of the Shed country club. the marriage lasted a little over three months when they ended the marriage stating " We work different schedules and that began to wear down our motors"

They are planning a weeks stay in the Com Post where they will enjoy swimming and a spectacular Lightning bug Festival.

After the honeymoon they will both be returning to the new hit reality show As the Mulch turns

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Journal