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By Stanley Collymore



Come on; you must deep inside know perfectly well what

I really want from you! For contrary to your distanced

stance towards me and what you may even publicly

think, it’s you: the individual who I’ve come to

love, respect and would very much like to

share the rest of my life with - if you’ll

have me that is - that’s uppermost in my mind. Therefore,

it isn’t just your body that I’m after – as you obviously,

erroneously and, dare I say, suspiciously suspect

me of - although to be quite honest with you

it’s neither fair on me, nor would I be at

all inclined to consider it as such for

either of us to hastily or totally

rule out that aspect of any

personal relationship

between us and that

appears to be

troubling

you. So what do you say then to you and me getting

together, real personal-like, to physically explore,

mutually coordinate and satisfyingly cement

that promising possibility? I know that

I’d dearly love for that to happen, and

thus be granted the opportunity by

you to initiate without any fuss

what I can guarantee you

will be a most exciting

and an unreservedly

pleasurable and

unforgettable

experience

for both

of us!



© Stanley V. Collymore

15 June 2014.





Observation:

One should never conscionably beg for love or anything remotely associated with it, since to do so is quite demeaning. The same principle, I believe, should also apply to unbridled lust irrespective of how eager that one is to have that specific need urgently satisfied or is inclined to believe that their physical needs must be met. Using flattery though, no matter how honestly or disingenuously it is applied, is well within the rules of the mating game however.

By Stanley Collymore



I’ve every right to a life of my own and furthermore to

unimpeded go about my lawful activities like anyone

else, whether you approve of my doing so or not.

It’s a stance to which I’m firmly committed

to and for which I make no apologies

whatsoever to anyone; and that,

most categorically, includes

racist nerds like you.



For if your idea of reality is to asininely and

deliberately choose to live in a virtual time

warp from where you ludicrously seek

to re-create the very worst aspects

of an erstwhile real-life epoch

when neither you nor anyone

else, for that matter, among

the rest of us actually lived or could

have realistically done so, and which all

sensible people currently living would

not only resolutely eschew but also

discernibly hate to see resurrected

in the 21st Century; then the

most charitable thing that

I can possibly say about

you is that you’re a

pretty odious and

irredeemable

pillock.



And were you to ever conspire to detrimentally

cross my path, then proceed to gratuitously

and loquaciously spew out your vile and

illogical hatred of me – never mind

the calculated restraint shown on

my part in the face of your protracted

and virulent provocations towards

me, but not withstanding that

maliciously become emboldened

to physically direct your racist and

bizarrely white supremacist crap at me –

considering that anyone with objective

eyes can readily see what a particularly

poor specimen, in every regard, that

you really are of the human race;

then let me immediately disabuse

you of your congenital folly

and to forthrightly, forcefully

and unambiguously make it

absolutely clear to you that

I shan’t hesitate, given

the aforementioned

circumstances, to

unashamedly and

unrepentantly

kill you!



© Stanley V. Collymore

22 June 2014.





Author’s remarks:

This poem is dedicated to Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale in thankful appreciation for your demonstrable courage, so explicitly shown, combined with your committed determination not to bend the knee in abject genuflexion to the pernicious demands of racist imperialism and western neo-colonialist thuggery.



For my part, it’s a timely warning too to all the abysmally pathetic, congenitally inbred and racist morons who, lemming-like, commute on the Number 23 Metrobus Service that operates between Crawley and Worthing in West Sussex, England and back. A state of affairs that Metrobus would do well to promptly acquaint itself with, properly and impartially investigate on the spot, and then uncompromisingly stamp out unless it wants to make it into the headlines for all the wrong reasons.



Elaborating further on this particular loathsome and exceptionalist, white Caucasian theme, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is more than capable enough of defending herself and doesn’t need any help from me in that regard. But if Michael Fabricant, the Conservative MP for Lichfield, feels he has the right to freedom of expression, however odious or idiotic his views are, a stance I wholeheartedly support in his and everyone else’s case, why then does he spoil that impartial approach by gratuitously threatening unproved violence to someone who wasn’t in any kind of altercation with him or even a discussion come to that – as Yasmin Alibhai-Brown quite evidently wasn’t - but whose spoken opinions he nevertheless self-centredly, rather stupidly and Colonel Blimpishly disapproved of?

By Stanley Collymore



We will no longer allow our people and lands to become

either expedient or expendable pawns in your white

Caucasian, criminal, hubristic and utterly barbaric

geo-political games, themselves consistently

and implacably embarked on with

complete indifference to our individual or collective

rights as fellow human beings – although you

don’t see us in that light – or what we

honestly and most properly want

for ourselves in the greater

scheme of things.

For we are ISIS: the uncompromising liberators of

our people and, therefore, fearlessly committed

by any and every means at our disposal to

inflicting the maximum harm on our adversaries

until they’re forced to go away, permanently

stay out of our lives and leave us in peace

to freely and independently choose

how best we want to live in

this world - to which

we also belong - with the same

due respect and inherent

dignity that our evil-minded

abusers egotistically and

inhumanly arrogate

to themselves

alone.



© Stanley V. Collymore

24 June 2014.





Timely Observation:

When your moral entitlement to natural respect, basic human dignity and even the right to life is concertedly, inhumanly and arrogantly challenged by those who disdainfully and unlawfully choose to regard you as markedly inferior to themselves and furthermore proceed to callously treat you that way - as significant numbers of white Caucasian and other Europeans do towards other peoples and races; then the only realistic and self-redeeming alternative to cowardly accepting this unjust and erroneous analysis of yourselves that your abusers throw at you is to fearlessly fight back; and ISIS, thank God, demonstrably shows how this should be done. And continued good luck to them, I say!



David Richards: Ex-Chief of the British Defence Staff, unequivocally states: “History is clear. There will sometimes be no alternative to standing up for oneself; for one’s friends [regardless of how criminal, murderous or discernibly loathsome these friends are presumably as long as they’re white Caucasians, for that’s the only thing that does matter where these friends are concerned ] or for what is right [his sick version of that concept undoubtedly]. Adding: “Too many people, the intelligentsia to the fore, are in denial [as he undeniably is in relation to the 1 million Iraqi babies that needlessly and knowingly died because of punitive and callous western-imposed sanctions ruthlessly imposed on Iraq, which animatedly induced the insidious, thoroughly repugnant and covert, East European Jewish dyke - according to very reliable sources and who even looks butch - Madeleine Albright: the United States Secretary of State at the time, to sadistically declare that the cruel deaths of these babies were worth it; yet wastes no opportunity to ad nauseum condemn Europe’s holocaust but only in so far as it affects her Yiddish lot; plus the extra 1 million Iraqi civilians who were mercilessly and quite unrepentantly slaughtered, together with the additional 10 million of them who were externally and internally displaced as a direct consequence of Britain and the United States’ illegal war against Iraq].



But for all that David Richards nevertheless unsurprisingly and idiotically, to the likes of people like me, opines that a country’s first duty is to its citizens; even when those citizens are British and both physically and vocally demonstrated in their millions that they didn’t want for their country to prosecute an illicit war against Iraq? Where, pray tell, is your logic David?



And if as you say David Richards one should boldly stand up for one’s friends how about doing the same thing for one’s relatives, kith and kin and others of one’s race that pillocks like you like to slaughter in their millions without even condescending to count the total of those murdered; since to you and your loathsome ilk they’re simply collateral damage and to your sort of no value and their lives of no consequence at all. And why so? Because of your imperialistic and white supremacist exceptionalism and the stark fact that these people aren’t white Caucasians as you and your murdering lot are.



You want security in Britain you say David Richards? Then here’s my blunt advice to you and other likeminded white Caucasian morons. Get the fuck out of other peoples’ countries where you march in uninvited; stay out of them; and stop meddling in their affairs! Quite simple really!

By Stanley Collymore



A vibrant sensuality that’s enliveningly powerful

and yet, quite noticeably and tantalizingly so to

this observer, is tastefully and naturally

exhibited with all the exquisite and

alluring charm that is humanly

possible; and which jointly

are themselves thoroughly

supported by the compellingly observable,

pleasurably distracting and, thankfully

as well, inescapable and mentally

enshrined, flawless fluidity of

movement which delightfully emanates from you,

and that seductively, comprehensively engages

the full array of feminine gracefulness itself

intrinsically and beautifully embodied -

in every conceivable sense of that

word - in a truly outstanding,

enormously attractive, markedly

composed and consummately

assured young lady, who is

completely, confidently

and notably at peace

both with herself

and the rest of

the world.



© Stanley V. Collymore

8 June 2014.





Comment:

If beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder then in the scheme of things and relative to yourself young lady, I would logically presume that there’s no shortage of beholders in your case.

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Isis101
23:03 Jun 10 2014

Very nice.

It makes one wonder who the young lady is.

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By Stanley Collymore



I hate you; and nothing that you say or do in

a supposed atonement for your utterly

appalling behaviour towards

me will ever ameliorate for,

far less seriously persuade me

to forgive you for the incalculable

and intentional harm you’ve spitefully

caused me; damagingly inflicted

on my professional career

and callously done

to my personal

reputation.



And why? Because in your sick and somewhat

perverse mind you took great offence to

what you regarded as my audacity in

declining what you superciliously

considered as the ultimate in

marriage proposals to me and thus my

rejection of you: God’s gift, you

see yourself as, to all men and

someone I should have been

quite flattered to have in

my life, in the process;

never mind how I

actually felt

about you.



Namely, that I don’t love you nor want to have

anything to do with you. Something which

you’re well aware of; but despite that

constituted the only reasons, as far

as I can tell, for your proposing

to me; because you’re not

used to nor can you countenance the idea

of someone genuinely ignoring you

or what you truly and unhappily

represent. And, as such, can’t

accept the reality of that,

nor does your stubborn

conceit make it any

easier for you

to do so.



Therefore, you came up with your bogus offer

of us getting married, because you love me

you say – how crass or insensitive can

one get? – hoping no doubt that I’d be terribly

impressed, fall for it all and, accordingly,

change my mind and opinions towards

you; enabling you to gain the upper

hand and, as a result, be in a

prime position to exert

your full influence

and control over me.

Well you thought wrongly,

didn’t you? As none of

that could possibly have

happened, even if I

wasn’t already

in love with

someone

else.



But you’re so used to being the centre of

attention: having all manner of men

besottedly falling over themselves to

gain your attention or be favoured

by you, that the mere thought

of someone like me – who you’ve

disappointedly realized you can’t

have and isn’t afraid to openly

tell you so – constitutes for

you a situation that you

frighteningly find

inconceivable to

believe and

intolerable

to bear.



Consequently, out of a twisted desire for revenge – by

getting your own back at me, so you think, for

having thrown this unexpected but decisive

spanner into the works of your conspiratorial plotting –

you ludicrously concluded and delude yourself that

you’ve an absolute right to impugn my integrity

and what’s more additionally destroy me in

the process; hence your vitriolic vendetta

against me. Well, go ahead and do

your worst! For I’d rather, even

unreasonably so, prefer to be a

social pariah than to imaginably,

let alone wittingly, share

any part of my life

with an ogre

like you.



© Stanley V. Collymore

8 June 2014.





Remarks:

Love, it’s often alleged and invariably said, conquers all. But analogous to achieving success in any major military campaign and finally winning that particular war, every intelligent and accomplished protagonist of the heart well knows that the dispensing of together with the full utilization of moral forces themselves set alongside the scrupulous acknowledgement of and the undaunted conferring to the subject of one’s desire what’s unquestionably their basic and inalienable rights, are just some of the key aspects to ensuring the real likelihood of realizing a stable and commendable personal relationship. Not coercion or emotional blackmail!

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Isis101
01:26 Jun 08 2014

Holy shit...! She appears to have a major histrionic personality. Good for you for showing her ass the door.

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By Stanley Collymore



Lift your eyes inspirationally towards the stars and

always remember who you are and where you

came from. Measure your capabilities and

successes not through the flatteries that

you receive from others – however

good-intentioned or otherwise

these might be - but on the definitive scale

and how extensive is the reach of your

genuine achievements, derived as a

natural consequence from your own

personal endeavours and the

dedicated hard work you’ve put into them.

And as you sensibly carry on doing so,

permit no one to either belittle or

scurrilously negate what you’ve

outstandingly done - and fully

recognized that you had to -

because you decidedly chose not

to and, furthermore, resolutely

refused to countenance, let

alone would ever settle

for the mundanity of

perceived societal

conformity



© Stanley V. Collymore

3 June 2014.



Commendation:

A common thread throughout my teaching career and that I assiduously sought to instil in all my students, wherever they were, has been this invaluable mantra derived from and inculcated in me by my own English Master – Mr Kenneth G. Doughlin - a fundamental educational mentor to me and an icon to all my peers that attended the same grammar school that I did, and whose wisdom I in turn employed within my own teaching career in relation to my own students: “It’s your life and you alone must be the ultimate arbiter of what exactly you do with it!”



Unsurprising therefore this poem is unreservedly dedicated to all those: secondary school pupils, undergraduate and postgraduate university students; those participating in adult or extracurricular educational studies, and the numerous others that over a period of several years I’ve either taught or lectured to; with particular reference and singular recognition to those in Hannover, Hamburg, Darmstadt and Laatzen Volkshochschule in Germany; the International School in Denmark; the Alexandra Girls Grammar School in Barbados; and of course educational institutions in England.



The good, bad and the indifferent among you – as I teasingly referred to you – but who I always knew would successfully morph into the resplendent and remarkable butterflies that delightedly, I’m quite happy to say, you’ve amazingly become.



So thank you all: my past and present charges, for the inspirational challenges individually and collectively, as well as in your own inimitable ways, that you’ve helped to instil in my teaching career enabling it to be the thoroughly rewarding success it has always been; and in my grateful appreciation too that so many of you freely and continually keep regularly in touch to personally update me on how you’re getting on in your everyday lives and also genuinely enquire about my own wellbeing.

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Isis101
01:27 Jun 08 2014

This is nice...

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