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Mae datrysiad synhwyrol i'r pos lluosflwydd coition ddibwrpas sydd wedyn yn cael ei gymysgu â chariad!
12:24 Mar 25 2017
Times Read: 82




Gan Stanley Collymore



Rwyf bob amser yn gwybod, ac mewn gwirionedd o'r eiliad

gyntaf un a welais chi, eich bod yn ddiamheuol bod un

arbennig iawn i mi. sut ddim Gwn fod â sicrwydd

argyhoeddiadol o'r fath? eithaf syml mewn gwirionedd; a

dyma sut! Fy Nain fam: a graff iawn, ddeallus iawn.

drylwyr cariadus mewnyr ystyr traddodiadol

absoliwt a chyfanswm ystyro'r gair a accomplishedly

bydol wraig ddoeth ac yn bragmataidd, yn fwriadol

ac mwyaf prescient gyda meddwl pan fyddaf yn

mynd i mewn fy flynyddoedd glasoed Roedd

o safbwyntgwybodus iawn ar ei ran, a gan

fod y ddau ohonom yn galonnog mewn

ymateb i'w sylwadau, argraff heb os

ac yn argyhoeddiadol arnaf, ddirdynnu

fyrbwyll mewn i dagrau o chwerthin a os yw

fy nghalon, fy mhen ac roedd fy pidyn yn

y un unol cytunwyd conjointly o ran materion

rhamant bersonol dylwn ddibetrus ond er

hynny yn graff yn cymryd y cyfle

neu rhoi cyfle i ymchwilio i'r

posibilrwydd gwirioneddolo gymryd rhan

gyda'r person hwnnw. Fodd bynnag, o

dan unrhyw amgylchiadau os yw'r

rhain tri endidau hollbwysig:

mae fy pidyn, fy nghalon a

fy mhen, yr olaf drwy y

gyfadran fy ymennydd,

nid oedd yn ddi-fai sync â'i gilydd dylwn

realistig i ymatal ofalus rhag dybio

ei fod Roedd osod addas ei ben

ei hun cymryd clyfar i mewn

i fy mywyd personol y

fenyw fel cariad llawer

llai felly fel gwraig!



© Stanley V. Collymore

24 Mawrth 2017.





Awduron Sylwadau:

Hoffwn ddiolch tragwyddol a graslon i chi Nain am fod y pennaeth a'r mentor offerynnol ddylanwadol, mynwesol, ffrind parhaol, consoler ar adegau o straen neu anawsterau yn fy mywyd personol a'r ymgynghorydd consummate chi yn unol â hynny bob amser wedi bod i mi. Rhywun sydd wedi bod bob amser ac yn barod yno i mi ac yn benodol pryd bynnag yr wyf yn ei angen i chi fwyaf a phwy wyf nid yn unig yn gwybod y gallwn i gyfrif ddibynadwy ar chi, ond dim ond byddai mor assuredly byth yn gadael i mi i lawr. A dim ond ychydig o filiynau o ddim ond rhesymau fy mod ddwfn ac mae'r rhan fwyaf yn frwdfrydig caru chi.



Mae hyn i gyd-fynd yn ddeallusol ac yn synhwyrol gan gyngor clodwiw oddi eich bod bob amser wedi fy sefyll o fantais. Fel rhagrith a dwbl safonau mor gyffredin y dyddiau hyn erioed wedi bod eich beth na'r math o bethau y byddai chi erioed yn cael unrhyw lori gyda; ac nid ydynt â'm rhai gael bob amser yn cael yr athro rhagorol yn chi i mi arwain a bod gennych bob amser wedi bod i amlinellu yn synhwyrol ac yn wrthrychol yr hyn y drygau ganseraidd a malaen yn ei olygu.



Felly, diolch i chi am Nain aruthrol cynorthwyo i wneud fy mywyd hyn y mae'n ei bod wedi cael ei gyfoethogi llawer gan yr holl ydych wedi ei wneud i mi, ac felly fy ngalluogi i fod yn berson hyderus a hunan-sicr, yn broffesiynol ac yn bersonol yn fy mywyd preifat , trwy eich ymdrechion sterling, cariad a defosiwn yr wyf wedi dod yn ddiolchgar.

A sensible solution to the perennial conundrum of pointless coition that's then confused with love!
12:23 Mar 25 2017
Times Read: 83




By Stanley Collymore



I always knew, and actually from the very first moment that I saw

you, that you were unquestionably that special one for me. How

did I know that with such convincing surety? Quite simple

actually; and this is how! My maternal Grandmother: a

very astute, highly intelligent. thoroughly loving in

the absolute traditional sense and total meaning

of that word and an accomplishedly worldly

wise and pragmatic lady, knowingly and

most prescient-mindedly when I entered my puberty years

had from a very well informed perspective on her part,

and as both of us heartily in response to her remarks,

undoubtedly and convincingly impressed upon me,

impulsively convulsed into tears of laughter that

if my heart, my head and my penis were of the

same conjointly agreed accord in matters of

personal romance I should unhesitatingly

but even so sagaciously take the chance

or given opportunity to investigate the genuine possibility

of getting involved with that person. However, under

no circumstance if these three crucial entities: my

penis, my heart and my head, the latter through

the faculty of my brain, weren’t in faultless

sync with each other I ought realistically

to cautiously refrain from assuming it

was suitable let alone clever taking

into my personal life that female

as a lover far less so as a wife!



© Stanley V. Collymore

24 March 2017.





Authors Remarks:

My eternal and gracious thanks to you Gran for being the principal and instrumentally influential mentor, confidante, enduring friend, consoler in times of personal stress or difficulties in my life and the consummate advisor you have accordingly always been to me. Someone who has always and willingly been there for me and specifically whenever I needed you most and who I not only knew I could dependably count on you but just as assuredly would never let me down. And just a few of the millions of just reasons that I profoundly and most enthusiastically love you.



All this intellectually and sensibly complemented by admirable advice from you that has always stood me in good stead. As hypocrisy and double standards so commonplace nowadays have never been your thing nor the sorts of things you would ever have any truck with; nor are they mine having always had the excellent teacher in you to guide me and that you have at all times been to sensibly and objectively outline what these cancerous and malignant evils are all about.



So thank you Gran for massively assisting in making my life what it is having had it vastly enriched by all you’ve done for me, and thus enabling me to be the confident and self-assured person, both professionally and personally in my private life, that through your sterling efforts, love and devotion I have gratefully become.