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Yesterday I went to go get my new old car and had no problems from New Jersey back to New York. The car drove beautifully and I had no problems with it. I decided to stop at my parents house to see how they where doing and then continue to my house. I had a bit of dinner with them and joked about how it seems I can’t get rid of the car since I had it again. After dinner I said my goodbyes and got into the car and drove off. 2.4 miles from there house while I was driving the engine decided to shut off in traffic. I put my hazard lights on and proceeded to try to start the engine, while this was going on people are pulling up on my ass and waiting for me to move. Now in the back of my vehicle there are two light that blink red simultaneously indicating that a problem has occurred and the car is standing still. Do you know these mother fuckers started to blow there horn because they wanted to get home and I can understand that but if it was me I wouldn’t be pulling up behind a car with its hazards on in the middle of the road. As they went by me they gave me looks and all I said to myself is “What the fuck are you blind? Can’t you see my hazards are on? IDOTS!!. So after an hour I was able to put the car into neutral and push it off to the side since nobody understood that I was stuck and need a bit of space to get the fuck out of the way. Later one of my good friends came and helped me get it to a gas station and today it was picked up and taken to my mechanic. Now all the time I was worried that I had to get back home so that I could go to work today and be on time.



I was able to borrow my father’s car and get to work this morning to find out my schedule was changed from 9:30 to 1:30. So this day is starting out just fine and I can’t wait to see what else will happen.

A few months ago I donated my old car to one of those charities, a friend of mine picks these cars up and sell them to people and then gives the proceeds to these charities. Well my truck is on its last leg and I called him up to see what he may have on his lot. He tells me that he is willing to trade my old car back to me that he fixed up for a domain name that I own, so I agreed and am going today to pick up my new old car.