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So I'm sitting here minding my own business when I hear a knock on the door. First of all I'm walking around with no pants on so I'm not about to jump up and answer the door. I have the day off today so I thought I'd actually relax for once in my life. Then the door knocks again a little bit harder and whoever was on the other side started jiggling the door handle. I'm thinking. What the fuck is this? Do I need to go into defense mode or something? I live in an apartment that is nice and we don't tend to have too much crime here. So I was getting a little tense at this point. I wanted to go up to the peephole and see who it was but was worried they were looking in back at me. In fact I was going to throw on my pants and go answer the door until the door handle thing happened. Then the knocks got agressive and they started unlocking the door. WTF?!!??! I ran up to the door and looked out and there were two large men standing there.



"Yes can I HELP you?" I said sarcastically and kind of hostile. (people don't usually see the hostile side to me unless I get pushed to that point).



"We're maitenance! We have a work order to come fix your shower head!" He seemed almost timid after seeing the pissed look on my face.



"Oh yeah? Who authorized you to just walk into my apartment without my permission?" I snapped.



"It was Candace! She said..."



I interupted him. "Don't worry this isn't your fault and I'm not mad at you. But let 'Candace' know that I'm going to be giving her a phone call."



And oh I let her have it.



She tried saying, "yes I did give authorization blah blah blah" and I said, "Let me turn it around on you. What if it were YOU in your apartment and two huge guys come walking in and your practically naked? What would you do then?"



All she could say was, "Well I did give them permission to do it. 99% of our tenants said we can come in and you and Jeff seem to be the only ones who don't..." She was really trying to put on her intimidating voice but it wasn't flying with me. I gave it back to her twice fold.



I countered, "Then why did you have them come in if we don't give permission? I'm really shaken up now. I'm not an exhibitionist (yeah I really did say this word for word.. lol) and I value my privacy so in the future make sure they don't come in unless we give permission. What exactly are you going to do about this?"



She then said, "okay but now you need to listen to me." :::rolling eyeballs::: ..."There's nothing we can do. I was just going by a work order and some time had gone by and I knew it needed to get done, so I sent them over. But I'm extremely sorry this happened and it was obviously just an accident. They told me you were calling so I knew to be prepared." LOL What a snide bitch.



I said, "okay, so if you were prepared for me calling you must have been prepared to say I'm sorry. (I added that part in because she was about as sorry as I am into cutesy rainbows and hearts). See that this doesn't EVER happen again. Put it in the computer or whatever you have to do." My last comeback caught her off gaurd and she kind of hesitated for a moment.



She said, "I will try to remember but it's kind of hard because we have hundreds of tenants blah blah blah. But I will try to remember. But you have to realize that this was just an accident"



Anyway, that was that. Now I've vented about it here in my journal and now I'm going to forget it. But man, what a dumbass!