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I work for a cable company, I run my own store. I had this man come in afew months ago ,and shay isn't Jesus great. I felt like saying Bast better.

Ah! I remember when this old hag from the jahovas witness freak show came up on my lawn while listening to inkubus sukkubus, church of madness (the song is all about dissing the bible). This old hag asked me if I was interested in the good word of

jesus return bla bla bla, I gave her this look like seriously, can you not here what I am listening to? So I said no and asked her if she had heard of the good news of the olden gods return, which she replied "you have just insulted the bible" so I tell her that I don't understand how a stupid ass book had any feelings whatsoever, and that her kind has insulted me and my ancestors, and to my amasement, she said that I needed to pray with her. I have never met someone as retarded as this old bitch, so I tell her again that she has insulted my people, and that she had ten seconds to remove her bitch ass self from my property before I sommon the wrath of my ancestors upon her for all eternity, which would prevent her from ascending to her so called heaven, and she would experience the flames her self over and over. Her reaction was, to my delight, running screaming at the top of her lungs for mercy, which I could not help but burst out in hysterical laughter!

*hands you a hammer*

This will fix it.

That sounds really obnoxious, if you got the insurance for it I'd say you should 'accidentally' destroy it.