Me: I'm fucking sore, man
Calli: I hate getting sore. Why are you sore?
Me: I slept funky. You see, I was convinced my bed was floating last night.
Calli: Holy shit, but it wasn't was it? A floating bed would be sweet.
Me: No, sadly I was just really high.
Calli: Oh damn, well maybe next time man!
Me: *siiigh* Maybe.
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