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When my lungs come to rest

and I've thought my last thought

and I've pennies for specs

and my vive has turned mort...



When I've kicked at the bucket

and shaken a seven

and bench-pressed some daisies

and tried to make heaven...



When my boot soles stop wearing

and Reaper's close by

and a grey undertaker

packs me up for the ride...



When I'm fast losing weight

and fluids and skin

and achieving my goal

of becoming quite thin...



When I'm subterranean

sleeping with worms

and no longer fearful

of picking up germs...



Remember me, remember me

but not as an idiot.















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Chonrie
20:38 May 19 2011

To Remember is fine,

To come back is devine.



Hope you plan to stay with us.

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