Romantic Lessons???
04:17 Jul 17 2007
Times Read: 798
I wonder if there is a place to sign boyfriends up for romance lessons? Things to be covered: (No particular order)
*romantic comebacks
*erotic conversations
*conversation do and don'ts in general
*card -gift- buying for spontaneous reasons and for specific dates such as birthday and anniversary
*massage and senuous touching
*erotic role play
*treating women with respect
*encouraging independence instead of dependence
*how to interact with family--yours and his own
*how to treat you in front of pals
*how to LISTEN without always trying to fix things for you
*how to share HIS feelings....and how to know what they ARE
No---my BF doesn't need all these........but some of them...yeah he does. And what does yours need????? lol.....yeah..i would like to meet the PERFECT male.....cause I sure do not know any.
A funny....
01:13 Jul 12 2007
Times Read: 820
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel. Realizing he needed a Haircut before the next day's meeting, he called the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed is reflection, which showed the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit... Which now had a button sewn on the end.
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