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No that is just a stag snapshot taken of VAMPIREKISSES after a bondage scene gone dreadfully awry with one of her sissyboy playthings long ago before she met that manly adonis LORD VLAD.



Live and learn and know the limits of your kitty eh VK?

It will not be much longer before a new evil is spawned upon an unsuspecting world. The Vampirelord Kisses pairing that soon will bear fruit in the birth of a cuddly sugar sweet cuddle bunny of a razor toothed blood sucker, in short baby Vladikisses as close friends and associates are nick naming their new arrival.



Artists have taken baby pictures of both the Vampire Lord himself and Vampirekisses to produce this possible estimation of how the little precious one will appear after birth.



So cute!

Informed sources and close friends and associates say that though Vampirekisses has been rarely seen on VR as of late she is doing fine carrying the lovechild of VLADVAMPIRELORD.



VLAD has been quoted as saying, "She is a huge ball of love stuffing and baby doll. Can't wait till she pops so I can sink her with my love torpedo bein' the little slut muffin she is. I say this with due respect of course."



We wish the expecting pair all the luck in the world.



The latest pic we have (so cute):

One of me new meooow columns is entitled appropriately Bitches.



And two of the biggest bitches on VR are Vampirekisses and Payne. If they say you are NOT bothering them you are definitely getting under their skin and that is a good thing.



MEOW BITCHES!

Despite recent disinformation and multiple trysts with fake "faygo" lovers, the truth according to confirmed sources and friends is that Vampirekisses is pregnant with VLADVAMPIRELORD's love child. A recent "dream vacation" story served as cover according to friends for trips to doctors and to obtain an ultrasound.



According to those close to VK, she and Master VLAD have had a torrid series of cross country rendezvous and weekend sex marathons which have been taking place for months without the knowledge of all except the most intimate of friends and advisers, some of whom have engaged in kinky three and four ways and bizarre sexcapades.



When asked for substantiation, VLADVAMPIRELORD was quoted as saying,"VK and I have always preferred to keep her status as my slutmuffin private. And I will honor my drippingsugarpussywhore's desire for anonymity."



VK has yet to confirm or deny this recent development although she has attempted to throw others off the trail using fake reports of VLAD's entanglements with other cockgobblers.



Further information will be forthcoming as we receive it.



Artists conception of recent ultrasound:

Bwahhahahaha!



I could say so much more...



But an honorable man said to hush... For now.

1. VLAD is a clown, jester, AND MASTER that both entertains and annoys the people on Vampire Rave. - TRUE



2. After multiple online and real time acts of betrayal COUNTESSOFBLOOD sought out VLAD after a cooling off period of approximately three weeks seeking to resume the "relationship" which had begun as Master slave. COUNTESSOFBLOOD agreed to resume her role as slave.



E-mail excerpts:



From: Faye

Subject: (No Subject)

Date: Sat 7/06/13 4:19 PM

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I'm willing to give you my accounts if you meet me. I'm willing because I ...



On Jul 2, 2013 12:06 PM, "Vlad Vampirelord" wrote:



Send me all your user ids and passwords for VR. You can keep 1 ID, which will be my slave. You will revise that Id reflecting your status as my slave and not change it unless I approve the changes. You devote yourself to me and no more betrayals and backstabbing. You end the army and fight on my side. No more second chances. We will write out a formal slave contract pending approval by both of us.



You cannot and will not do this. But these are my terms so you know. I always gave you a way out. Here it is.



I cannot become involved further with a woman who is actively seeking to undermine me. So I will only accept these terms.







There was no agreement that IDs would be returned once the slave agreement was concluded. In fact, the slave agreement had no end, but was breached, which occurred when COUNTESSOFBLOOD refused her tasks and returned to VR as a non slave. As such there was no theft of accounts since they were "gifted" to Master VLAD.



3.VLAD may be a scoundrel and a thief, but VLAD is a persona created by a handsome, virile, passionate hunk of a man who does not attack people's personal lives to get a cheap shot gain.



4. The woman behind CountessOfBlood was never called a "Slut." That name was part of a satire on the name of FelineFatale and the user's habit of changing names every week. It was not referring to the actual person. If there was a misunderstanding, I apologize for that.



5. I consider myself an honorable man and have not brought my personal life or that of others into disputes even when I have been ruthlessly attacked. I do feel I must respond in this case.



6. The profiles "gifted" me were purchased for COUNTESSOFBLOOD by another member who was unceremoniously expelled from VR for dishonorable conduct with underage members. He is back under another name and remains a good friend and confidante of the person making accusations. I have no further communication with COUNTESSOFBLOOD within VR or offline. If I need any further accounts I am sure they can be "gifted" to me through the usual channels once the original purchaser buys what is requested.



7. Though my accuser is full of shit, I will not be cleaning hers or any other bathrooms. In fact, I think I have cleaned this two bit hack attack job up rather nicely.



8. I am still searching for a loyal, obedient, submissive, devoted slave. One that respects her Master and keeps personal matters in confidence always even after a relationship is concluded.



That is all I have to say on this matter.



Yours Forever In Damnation,





Master VLADVAMPIRELORD

If Master VLAD did not liberate me and my companions THEEVILQUEENINME and ROSEBLOOM all of us would have been condemned to an endless weekly series of name changes and I most likely would be named CRIMSONSLUT now or some variant thereof instead of the name I carry with dignity and pride at Master VLAD's discretion of course.



If there is any doubt why Master VLAD received these three profiles or why he keeps them as a Master should with such loving but firm care and strength as a dominant, I can only say as he would, "Stick a finger in your ass for 15 minutes and wait for further instructions..."



Meow indeed.