Dirty Pop23:19 Aug 06 2026
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Oh Annette, honey, sit down and listen close,
You’re like a whoopee cushion that thinks it’s a ghost!
You shout, you snap, you sling mud all day long
But the second it lands? You sing a sad song!
You can dish it out hot, like chilli on toast,
But take one tiny dig? You melt like a ghost!
You run to your journal, all pouty and sore,
“THEY’RE BULLYING ME!” while you’re banging the door!
If you wanna throw punches, you gotta be tough,
Not crumble like cake when the going gets rough!
Now let’s list the rules, write ‘em on your wall,
‘Cause right now you’re failing every single call:
✅ RULE NUMBER ONE: You gotta spell the word “NUMBER”!
You type “NUMBR”, “NUMBUR”, “NOMBER” it’s pure wonder!
You spell so wild, spellcheck weeps in despair,
Letters go on holiday everywhere!
You’d write “CAT” as “KATTZOOMPLE” and think that it’s right,
Your keyboard’s just as confused as your brain in the night!
✅ RULE NUMBER TWO: Make actual sense when you speak!
Your words are like socks that have lost both their feet!
One minute you’re cursing, next you’re a queen,
Then you claim you taught aliens how to clean!
You jump from “you’re trash” to “I own the moon”
We’re all dizzy watching you spin round too soon!
Sentences tie themselves into knots,
Like rubber bands tangled in frying pans pots!
✅ RULE NUMBER THREE: Don’t sound like that cat lady!
You know the one — talks to pigeons, calls them “daddy”!
You hiss, you ramble, you mutter to air,
Like you’ve got twelve feral cats living under your hair!
You wave your hands like you’re stirring storm clouds,
While your brain’s just humming out-of-tune loud!
“THE SPIRITS TOLD ME!” babe, the spirits are sighing,
They’re embarrassed by all of your over-dramatic crying!
You try to act tough, like a wolf in a hat,
But you’re just a squeaky sheep in a fake bat cape, that’s that!
You can’t talk smack properly, can’t stand your own ground,
Your “tough act” is the silliest thing around!
It’s like a goldfish trying to roar like a lion,
Or a rubber chicken trying to start a riot!
So save the big talk, put the tough act away,
Stick to rambling nonsense that’s your real stage!
‘Cause when you try to be hard? It’s pure comedy gold,
The funniest show that the whole site beholds! 😂
COMMENTS
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DEAvENSILENCE
00:04 Aug 07 2026
DEAvENSILENCE
00:21 Aug 07 2026
What, did you get your mommy to approve your poems, sweetie? You're so predictable; you can be a bully lol. That is beyond stupid. Have you looked at yourself or been around the last 10 years? I'm sure you have harassed about everyone here onetime or another. That's right, you're untouchable.