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My friend said that I look like an elf in one of my pictures, the next day he sends me this link.

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Angelus
17:00 Apr 01 2010

.. could get a job in the National Elf Service.

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Angelus
17:02 Apr 01 2010

I could so draw that... ?? Can I make you a Vulcan?? Can I?? [Sorry.. Elf.]

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GalFriday
18:44 Apr 01 2010

Ha! Could you? Would you??

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Woke up after a fitful night to alone to a box of donuts and 80% of the packing done. Best fiancée ever.

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madamefate
17:30 Mar 20 2010

You can't complain when there is donuts involved. lol

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GalFriday
17:39 Mar 20 2010

Dude, he has like a two week get-out-of-shit-storm card now. He let me sleep in, brought me pastries, did almost all of the hard labor I had planned on hobbling under for the day (without waking me) and all after working a midnight shift. No complaints from me :)

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Angelus
00:49 Mar 26 2010

sounds like a keeper, to me.

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I revamped my portfolio description at last. Didn't add any new pictures mind you. But I got incredibly bored and needed something random to do. This whole not having a job deal isn't working for me.

D and I are at the point of the pre-moving to Indiana though that I need to have my days free to take care of business and it would simply be irresponsible to commit to a job knowing that a few weeks later I'd be gone.



On the plus side though my friend suggested a career that I may just have to stick my nose into (not literally, oh dear God not literally); farrier. It puts my extensive metal fabrication experience to use. Of course there's a big difference between creating a sterling silver locket to casting an iron horse shoe but only in scale. The techniques are almost identical. Plus, I'd have several connections to work with once my training was complete. It's something to think about.

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Bones
01:57 Mar 14 2010

I've never seen anyone create a silver locket with a forge and heavy hammers. ;)



Training in metal smithing, with iron? I'd jump at that!

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I just found a bunch of pictures in my phone from as far back as high school. I haven't decided yet if this is hilariously awesome or just sad...

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Bones
03:22 Mar 12 2010

I wanna see! ;)

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birra
03:34 Mar 12 2010

Maybe it's awesomely hillarious?

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GalFriday
03:38 Mar 12 2010

For you Bones:







I'm the sad sack in the middle looking down whilst missing out on the Can Can outbreak on my left. I take solace in knowing I had the best prom dress in existence. Hell, I still wear the thing. Best 40 dollars I've ever spent.

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GalFriday
03:39 Mar 12 2010

(the black and pink one)

Ha! Actually, it's a fun little nostalgia trip. I may post more later.

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Angelus
17:58 Mar 12 2010

I just found a camera that needs to be checked..

..now, I wonder who gets theirs done first??

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markus666
02:10 Mar 15 2010

Nice picture!!!!

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Okay, I guess maybe I was a little over the line but it was in the name of finding the funny so I think it's excusable (thank you WallFlower for inadvertently reminding me of the story):

A group of my friends and I were loitering at a local dive drinking coffee all being our normal hooligan selves the other day and one of my good buddies decides to bring the current girlfriend of the week with him. Already put in a sour mood by the fact that he had broken the unspoken no wives allowed rule (being that I'm the only girl we usually stick to male oriented vocab, it's easier) we decided to be civil even though no one really likes this one. She's a prude and tries way too hard to be one of us. One of us, one of us!-Okay obscure black and white film reference quota satisfied. Being the group confidant I knew that she'd cut my buddy off from sex for deciding to go visit his mother rather than spend yet another bland night cooped up in the apartment with her complement-fishing, hypersensitive, whiny, spoiled ass. Shocking I know.

Soon, in an attempt at being quirky she started talking about naming her-erm...lady bits, "I'll call her... Priscilla." She was very proud of herself. My prior knowledge of the situation along with annoyance at her presence and the smug look on her face left me no choice, "Oh, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, how appropriate!"

God it felt good!

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Lolita
01:04 Mar 02 2010

No, she left her self open for that. That was quite witty of you Friday. :D

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Laura202
03:50 Mar 02 2010

I bet the look on her face was priceless

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Angelus
01:33 Mar 07 2010

.. I found that witty, then read lolita's comment and, have just pulled myself back into my chair, after falling on the floor from laughing so hard.

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WallFlower
02:10 Mar 08 2010

Hmm...and now I'm sitting here wondering how I reminded you of this particular story.

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GalFriday
02:54 Mar 12 2010

I don't remember now, WallFlower, something about a post in your coven. I think you used the name and it sparked the memory.

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