The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Well it all started about five o'clock yesterday afternoon. I was out exercising in the swamp behind my house. Recently I've been exercising through the use of trees- climbing them, and swinging from tree to tree, branch to branch- and I grabbed onto a poison ivy vine by accident, as it was behind me, and I was moving very quickly. I happen to be very allergic to poison ivy, and i paniced, let go of the vine, and fell on my ass from twenty feet into a green briar patch, suffered many cuts, and a broken tail bone, as well as having poison ivy on my arm. As I sat there in the middle of this pricker patch, bleeding heavily- i could only laugh. it was enlightening. i lay back, and laughed. There was a deer's antler mere feet from where i was. I limped back to my house, and got myself bandaged up, then proceeded to go to the diner with some good friends of mine. it was a good day, despite the fact that my ass hurts more than if i were in prison, and sitting down is not something i look forward to.

End